Go check out Shen Jianxin with the prosthetic leg next door! It's a martial-arts crossover featuring seven promising young men! I'm losing my mind over it, www!
It's almost New Year, so here's a new blurb (actually, I put the character introductions at the beginning and wanted something else here).
[Why you might not want to read this novel]
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The plot is wild but obsessively strict about logic, so it ended up neither silly nor literary. Lots of characters, lots of secret identities, lots of titles, seven storylines running at once. The only thing in short supply is updates. In the end, the parts that deserved detailed description get glossed over, while the parts that should be brief get repeated to death. The slow burn is so slow, slow, slow, slow, slow, slow, slow, slow, slow, slow that it eventually goes cold (yawn.gif).
_(:"∠)_ A profound self-reflection. It's my first time writing an ensemble cast, and there's plenty I'm not satisfied with... but I'm definitely not revising it! I can barely keep up with the updates as it is! Hahahahahahahaha
[And now, the proper blurb]
○○○: Good morning, Senior. Want to go get milk tea?
Shan Yunzhu: Hello~ Your wife is so cute. Shame she'll be mine in a second. Your junior is so cute. Shame he'll be mine in a second. Your son is cute too...
○○○: ?
Luo Wenshu: Hey, how about some milk tea delivery from Wangsi Restaurant? A three-no product: no cost, no pollution, no additives. Free shipping across the Four Realms, open 24 hours a day all year round overseas!
○○○: ??
Yan Danque: Hello! The number you have dialed is not in service. Please check the number and dial again. Sorry! The number you dialed does not exist, please check it and dial later.
○○○: ???
Yin Fengyue: Actually, I never died. I mastered the miraculous art of reviving on the spot and lived until now. My funeral was a... Oh, I never had a funeral. Skip that... If I don't work hard, I'll have to go back and inherit the throne. I'm broke from dating right now. Send me 100 taels for travel expenses, and once I get back to Tianjiang, I'll make sure you live in luxury.
○○○: ????
Yan Lige: I volunteer to join the World Peace Society! I firmly support the leadership of the righteous path, carry out the decisions of the pillars, strictly uphold the principle of helping one another, study diligently and work hard, bear hardship before enjoying comfort, and strive for the great cause of peace... Oh, nothing's up. I'll head back to draw. I've still got three books to illustrate today.
○○○: ?????
Xizhou Yichen: Oh, my good fellow, milk tea! What a splendid idea. What could be more exciting than a cup of milk tea? I'll bet you I will have one, of course, not today.
○○○: ??????
Yimeng Fusheng: Sure, let's go. My treat today.
○○○: !!!!!!!!
The other six: Free hits on the update dodger, 35 taels each.
Yimeng Fusheng: ????????
That evening, ○○○ received a jointly signed threatening letter:
[If anything happens to Yimeng Fusheng while he's in your hands, six of us will come beat you up XD]
Theme:
[The Sims] The Goofy Family
[Crossover] Rising from the Coffin
[Pili] Once Upon a Time, There Was an AI
[Pili] Half a Page of Flower Shadows
[Touken Ranbu] Fragrant Grass Within Ten Steps
[Pili] A City of One
[Golden Light] Cultivation
[Game] An Honest Record
After You Cross a Mountain
[South-North] Leaves Grow, Clouds Flow, Moonlight Gathers Frost
Still... Still in the pit... Here...
Too bad. Phoenix: Do you think it's your unique breeding recipe? No, actually I am your apprentice brother! I'm afraid not in the future: Wang Dalu: Do you think you raised me like this? No, I'm the one who got disconnected!
The sword Huang Ji made for Long Su hasn't been delivered yet.
Ah, thank you for your hard work Where are you going to climb the wall next?
Wow QAQ cried out, it's reasonable but still so sad. Damn, if you start a group game, you must take me to play. Mr. Qi has not yet faced him head-on. I don't know if the copy I typed in the extra episode is useful. Can the feud between Potted Plant and 47 be resolved? The father and son of Gu Gu and Huang Ji have been together all their lives... Abu missed it. Anyway, Gu Gu and Ji Chi will last forever, and there will be no future if Longlong and the Moon are not created. Alas, I am still waiting for the class reunion of Huang Ji. God can make a splash, for example, the graves of promising classmates were three feet high, but I could still dance on their graves while holding on to Long Xi's weapons. I felt that everything would become very interesting with the yellow chicken. In fact, one of the four fronts is fully worthy of the name, and there are many more that I won't mention. New book squatting
Sad news, the house collapsed (raise placard) See you in Huang Ji's next book (waving handkerchief). Of course, the premise is that you still want to write another book.
Is it time for an update, ma'am?
Ah, it's winter vacation, updated (She sheds tears as a student who is still taking exams)
I said yellow chicken, if you feel guilty, you can send things by express. The longer you delay, the more interest you will pay. As for the potted plants, I actually saw the style of a boss in Xianyu's potted plants. It's not easy. (Seal applauds)
Sudden update! I was actually a little touched