I Spoiled the Cat Bigshot Rotten [Quick Transmigration]

After the great villain Jin Yan died, he was bound to a transmigration-into-a-book System. He opened his eyes as a cannon-fodder character in a school romance between men. And not just any cannon fodder: the one with the most miserable fate of all? To make matters worse, the System would control him and force him to be abused over and over, all for the sake of playing a villainous cannon-fodder role. Jin Yan: You're the cannon fodder. Your whole family is cannon fodder. The protagonist in this life was Murong Yun, a top student and young master at school, born into privilege, aloof, domineering, dashing, and rich... Unfortunately, he only had eyes for Su Mu, a scheming white lotus who had packaged himself as the unattainable ideal. The moment Jin Yan arrived, he had to face a trashy, melodramatic plot full of abandonment, humiliation, mockery, deception, and kidnapping! Jin Yan: Hah, a white lotus? I can do all those tearful little whimpers too. Scummy top: I could never love you. Su Mu is the only one in my heart. You're not even as good as one of his toenails! Everything you've done for me just disgusts me! Jin Yan: *Sniffle.* I love you so much that I'm willing to let you go. Let me bear all the hurt and pain alone... The white lotus was dumbfounded: Wasn't that supposed to be my line??? While carrying out his mission, Jin Yan somehow ended up taking in a big-shot black cat. On their first day together, the cat tore his house apart. On their second day together, the cat scratched his face. On their Nth day together... The big-shot cat led an army of strays into an epic battle with kidnappers, rescuing the people they'd captured... Jin Yan (smoking a cigarette with a world-weary look): That's my cat. A ten-out-of-ten badass cat, purebred. The audio drama adaptation of my story, I Met a Fake Tycoon, is officially out. Search for the title on Weibo, Maoer, or Bilibili. Enjoy! The author's new story: [Infinite-Flow Escape Game] Bai Zhe was born with yin-yang eyes and a wicked mouth. He was so unlucky that even his own parents and younger brother couldn't stand him. After the death of the only family member who didn't dislike him, his maternal grandfather, Bai Zhe hadn't even had time to grieve before he transmigrated. He had transmigrated into a bizarre parallel world. There, Bai Zhe was forced to take part in the "Escape Alive" program and become one of its players. On his first day in the game, a strange masked man pinned Bai Zhe to the ground. "Stick with me from now on, kid. Follow me and you'll get meat to eat." Bai Zhe blinked. "What kind of meat are you talking about?" At a critical moment, the masked man said, "Come solve this puzzle. Getting out depends on you!" Bai Zhe: ??? You promised me meat! So love really does disappear, huh? Just as Bai Zhe decided the mask was nothing but a freeloader who conned people into feeding him... Onlookers: Ah, Big Shot! Big Shot Abyss, I love you! Hubby, hubby, you're the first person to escape "Escape Alive"! Big Shot Abyss is invincible across the federation! A legend!!! Bai Zhe couldn't believe it. But then... Mask (Abyss): Hurry, sweetheart, how do we get through this stage? It's all up to you! Hurry, save me! Bai Zhe: Big shot??? This is a story about falling in love with yourself in a parallel world. P.S. At heart, this is still an infinite-flow escape-game story. Theme: I have no idea.