Who Made You a Single Dog

~★~☆~★~☆~★~☆~★~☆~★~☆~★~☆~★~☆~★~☆~★~☆~ There's not much more to say. All my heartache is right there in the title. ╮(╯_╰)╭ Simply put, the main story is meant to encourage all my fellow single dogs who are in the same boat, and give a laugh to those spreading the nauseating sweetness of romance. As for the author's notes, they're full of little tips to add some fun to the lives of people currently spreading that lovey-dovey sweetness. And single dogs? You should read them too, of course! You never know when they might come in handy, right? →_→ Back when I read the sweet, single-dog-torturing romance stories by Gu Xijue and Xiao Bu, I secretly vowed that one day I'd write one too. But year after year went by, and I was still a stubborn single dog. What was I supposed to do? And so this story was born. Who knows, maybe if I keep writing, there'll be a second one someday. ╮(╯_╰)╭