An Bai opened his eyes and discovered he was an undocumented resident living in a refugee district, with eight eggs beside him calling him Dad.
One day, An Bai found an unconscious man lying outside his home.
Big Brother took out a uranium bomb from inside his clothes. "Dad, we're so poor we can't afford to keep him. Why don't we just kill him?"
Second Brother sharpened his knife with relish. "I've been craving some cream-flavored roast meat lately."
Third Brother raised his hand to suggest, "Leave the bones for fertilizer for my crops."
Fourth Brother stared fixedly at the unconscious man's face. Fifth Brother smacked him on the head and scolded him, "How many times have I told you? Don't let some man's face fool you!"
Sixth Brother asked, "I'm working on human body bombs right now. Can I use him for an experiment?"
Seventh Brother suggested, "It's such a hassle to kill someone ourselves. Why not sell him to an underground fighting ring? We could make some money, too."
Eighth Brother listened to his older brothers, snuggled into An Bai's arms, covered his ears, and went, "Waaah, waaah, waaah..."
Several years later, the Imperial Marshal was being interviewed and asked how he had felt the first time he met his sons.
The man let out a deep breath. Damn it, who could have guessed that the first time he met his sons, they would be discussing how to kill him?
※ Amnesiac, sweet-on-the-outside and ruthless-within bottom x devoted top with a split personality
※ An Bai, bottom x Chi Lin, top
Theme: Raising kids with science
