A bolt of lightning struck, and Yu Shen transmigrated to prehistoric times with his convenience store.
Life in prehistoric times was no picnic. A casual stroll could mean running into a cheetah, stopping for a drink could mean facing off with a crocodile, and even picking a flower could get you chased by hornets to the ends of the earth. For the sake of his life, he decided to stay with the tribe.
However, the tribe was in the midst of a succession struggle, and he accidentally became a cannon-fodder target of the villainous big shot.
Cannon Fodder's Handbook, First Move:
Choose a nice, strong thigh and cling to it for dear life.
He chose the tribe's strongest warrior: broad shoulders, long legs, an eight-pack, and an inverted triangle build.
Cannon Fodder's Handbook, Second Move:
Put your talents to work, charging into battle for your chosen thigh.
Bamboo shoots, fish traps, pottery, posing as a shaman, the empty-fort strategy... He worked himself ragged to help the tribe survive, develop, and grow stronger.
Cannon Fodder's Handbook, Third Move:
Once your chosen thigh wins the battle, cling to him and laze around, enjoying your wealthy...
Huh? Why is that handsome thigh looking at him so strangely?
*
Shuo thought Yu Shen, with his pale skin and frail little frame, was pretty cute. He wanted to bring him back to his cave.
But Yu Shen said that two people could only be together if they were in love. And love meant that even if you only had one piece of meat, you would give it to him first.
Shuo promptly hunted down a stag. "It's yours."
A scheming top who wears the skin of a loyal puppy (Shuo) X a natural bottom who thinks he's a fox (Yu Shen)
[Reading Guide]
1. The main focus is tribal development and romance. The plot is here to serve the sweet, satisfying wish fulfillment, so don't take it too seriously.
2. Modern and prehistoric plants and animals may appear together, and those from Africa and the Americas may compete side by side. This is just for fun, so don't nitpick the details.
3. Read for fun. If you're not enjoying it, just click away. Please spare my comment section. It's still just a child.
[My next story is planned to be this one. Feel free to add it to your collection. It's a danmei entertainment-industry novel!]
After Transmigrating, My Nemesis Confessed to Me
Short intro: I treated my amnesiac nemesis like a brother, but he stole a kiss from me
[Chu Ye X Ke Yi]
(1)
Chu Ye made his big-screen debut as a leading actor and remained a top-tier star for ten years. He kept a cool, aloof image, never acted in TV dramas, never appeared on variety shows, never took second-rate endorsements, and certainly never befriended obscure newcomers.
Until one day, a photo of him with an obscure newcomer suddenly shot to the top of the trending list.
In the photo, Best Actor Chu was dressed in a custom-made suit at a banquet. A boy dressed as a waiter approached him with a glass of champagne, looking defiant.
Netizen A: According to reliable sources, this guy is called Ke Yi, an obscure nobody.
Netizen B: Everyone knows Chu Ye never trends with anyone else. Let's see how quickly this gets taken down and face-slaps everyone.
Three hours later, the topic was still sitting at the top of the trending list.
Chu Ye's personal studio issued a statement: Ke Yi was part of the security team at Chu Ye's banquet. Please do not believe the false claims that he "snuck into the banquet" or was an "obsessive sasaeng fan." Chu Ye himself was also very satisfied with his work.
Netizen C: Why is the Best Actor personally defending an obscure nobody caught up in a scandal?
Netizen D: Ah, my mind is in the gutter.
[The cool, aloof Best Actor who loves deeply (Chu Ye) X the obscure newcomer who's actually a big shot (Ke Yi)]
(2)
In his previous life, Ke Yi guarded Nanyin for ten years and struck fear into the neighboring lands. Yet on his way back to the capital to report on his duties, his own people surrounded and killed him.
Before he could become a vengeful ghost and seek revenge, his old rival went mad first.
Chu Ye, a general of Beixia, infiltrated Yindu and flayed Enemy A alive with 3,330 cuts, then stabbed Enemy B until he was covered in 78 bloody holes. Ke Yi, the vengeful ghost, clapped and cheered.
When he opened his eyes again, Ke Yi had become an obscure newcomer.
And the person receiving thousands of screams on the giant screen was none other than his old rival, Chu Ye.
(3)
Chu Ye had recently been harassed by a sasaeng fan.
This fan was quite something: he ignored layers of bodyguards and surveillance, broke into Chu Ye's room, climbed into his bed, and rubbed and groped him all over.
Ke Yi was very disappointed. Chu Ye had no scars, so he wasn't his actual nemesis.
But he was a decent guy, and a good friend. Ke Yi thought they could become great friends.
A few months later, his good friend pinned him against the wall and kissed him.
[The top is his nemesis from his previous life, but he's temporarily lost his memory. The bottom starts out obscure, but will become famous later.]
The story's teaser is up in my author profile. Feel free to pre-save it!
Let me recommend my friend's story:
Don't Judge a Tiger by Its Looks, by Nong Ka
A fantasy danmei novel, starring my adorable little white tiger spirit, who's capable of anything!
Theme: Science and technology are the primary productive forces
I have read the author's other two articles, and this one is obviously a bit unfinished...
Although the twist is a bit big, it's not weird. I like the big writing style. I like this one.
In the middle... It doesn't even start... You're done...
Wow, I was so confused. I thought I was going to build a primitive society. This ending is a bit strange. I feel like it was finished halfway through. (┯_┯) But it's still the end?
I thought it had just begun, but I didn't expect it was over
I watched it while jumping, and it was indeed very jumping [dog head]
It looked good in the early stages, but I guess the author ran out of inspiration later on and didn't really like the plot.
I have read the author's other two articles, and this one is obviously a bit unfinished...
Although the twist is a bit big, it's not weird. I like the big writing style. I like this one.
In the middle... It doesn't even start... You're done...
Wow, I was so confused. I thought I was going to build a primitive society. This ending is a bit strange. I feel like it was finished halfway through. (┯_┯) But it's still the end?
I thought it had just begun, but I didn't expect it was over
I watched it while jumping, and it was indeed very jumping [dog head]
It looked good in the early stages, but I guess the author ran out of inspiration later on and didn't really like the plot.
Good guy, it turns out to be m
Ah, the flowers are finished so quickly~~
Sudden ending Finished spreading flowers ~