[Western Crossover] Treasure-Hunting Guide

"I used to think the limit of my life would be scraping by until I got my PhD at thirty, then settling into a research institute and enjoying my retirement." "But I realized I could save the world, too." "This job is way too exhausting, though. I want to retire at thirty." "I've been single since birth, and I'm going to stay that way through retirement. I'll never have a boyfriend in this lifetime." Bucky: "??? You weren't saying that an hour ago." Wen Er: "Shut up. I'm just trying to extort my retirement fund." Tony: Go back to your retirement home, you two lazybones. On the third day of retirement... Wen Er: "Hey, the Earth is about to be destroyed again. How about a thrilling game of Flying Chess?" Thanos: "???" →_→ A crackfic Mary Sue story, the OOC is unbearable to look at (Also known as "My Three Fateful Encounters with Bucky." Tagging the old-timer Laofan Shu from the comments here _(:D)∠)_) Theme: 1