What It's Like to Have a National-Husband-Level Boyfriend

Set in 2038, when same-sex marriage is legal.

The recipient's version: This is a story about...

[You treat me like your own brother, but you hand me a marriage certificate]

[My spouse is the nation's dream husband, and I can't help but feel helpless]

[I didn't have improper thoughts about him before, but now that he's my husband, I can't help having them]

[I'm cleaning up the mess he leaves after flirting with people and running off, while figuring out how to kill him without getting killed by his fans]

The giver's version: This is a story about...

[I treat you like my little brother, but you guard against me like I'm a pervert]

[I'm helpless because I have no idea I'm married]

[I didn't have improper thoughts about him before, but he's getting cuter and cuter, so I can't help having them]

[I'm burdened with guilt and so pent up I'm practically bleeding inside, yet I have to keep smiling like a big brother, while figuring out how to kill everyone who has designs on him without getting killed by him]

A super-warm, super-gentle exterior with a scheming heart: male god seme VS a super-cold, super-violent exterior with a bashful heart: lecherous uke

1. One-on-one, mutual crushes. The couple are not biological or adoptive brothers, and they have no legal or blood relationship whatsoever! (Otherwise, they couldn't get a marriage certificate.)

2. Set in a fictional entertainment industry, with a little golden finger. The characters are not based on anyone's idol. Any resemblance is purely made up.