
The Mad Dog and His Sickly Beauty [Quick Transmigration]
恶犬和他的病美人[快穿]
by Yao Yizhi (遥屹之)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 252k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 11mo ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Synopsis
Complete Coming soon: My Inner Thoughts Are Heard by the Whole World, but I'm an Evil God and Get Out of Here, You Damned Experience Points. Please add them to your collections. Cen Fengjuan was the Quick Transmigration Bureau's top agent, the most handsome, and the richest. Then he suffered the greatest setback of his life: The male lead in the first world he handled fell to demonic cultivation and went berserk, bringing that world to the brink of collapse. Cen Fengjuan hurried back to put out the fire, only to see Wu Ling approaching, demonic energy surging around him, crimson eyes bewitching, and blood-red flames beneath his feet. Cen Fengjuan was stunned. This was his disciple? His timid but well-behaved, adorable male lead disciple? Wu Ling smiled and called to him, his voice wild and dangerous. "Master, I've finally found you." Only then did Cen Fengjuan realize that Wu Ling had long been madly in love with him. From that point on, Cen Fengjuan had an unwanted tagalong he couldn't shake. No matter which world he went to, the male lead he had to win over was played by Wu Ling, the villain he had to kill was Wu Ling in disguise, and even when he was walking down the road and gave a light cough because of a tightness in his chest... The old locust tree by the roadside spoke. "Master, are you feeling unwell again?" Cen Fengjuan: ... Just destroy the world already. Hurry up. Cen Fengjuan was love at first sight for Wu Ling. His master was beautiful, frail with illness yet proud and dignified. Wu Ling couldn't have loved him more. At first, because Cen Fengjuan protected the weak, Wu Ling pretended to be weak, acting obedient and meek. But he still couldn't keep Cen Fengjuan by his side. The day Cen Fengjuan was forced into the Abyss of Ten Thousand Demons, his white robes soaked with blood as he died for his ideals, Wu Ling fell into the demonic path. Crimson karmic flames burned forever in his eyes, and he became a living Asura, taking revenge on the world. After the male lead turned dark, the small world lost its anchor, grew unstable, and nearly crumbled. Just as it was on the verge of destruction, Wu Ling finally saw Cen Fengjuan return. Afterward, Wu Ling followed Cen Fengjuan as he transmigrated through one small world after another, weaving a vast net and trapping his master inside it. He watched Cen Fengjuan glare at him in embarrassed anger, a flush blooming at the corners of his pale eyes like vermilion ink spreading. His cool composure vanished, leaving him beautiful and alluring. Wu Ling's gaze darkened further as he licked one of his canines. He had crossed a thousand mountains and shattered them beneath his feet, finally chasing the light. This time, he would never let go. The first world is complete. The second world, How Is He Lovesick Again?, is complete: System: Cen Fengjuan, in this small world, your first task is to save the Son of Heaven's Will, who is about to be killed by a demon beast. Wu Ling: What's this? The Son of Heaven's Will, whose life was saved by Master? I don't like him. Let's beat him up. System: Then join the Son of Heaven's Will in taking reckless risks to help him grow. Wu Ling: Join the Son of Heaven's Will? Great, the perfect role for me has appeared. System: Once the Son of Heaven's Will trusts you, kill his entire family. Let grief and rage consume him so he'll grow quickly through hatred for you. After locking the Son of Heaven's Will in a dark room and taking on his identity, Wu Ling scoffed. "A mere family massacre. What's there to hate?" Cen Fengjuan was busy following the System's script while secretly rescuing the Son of Heaven's Will's family. In the middle of a frantic scramble, he heard those words. Cen Fengjuan hastily blocked the System so it wouldn't hear this outrageous remark, then snapped, "Wu Ling, at least follow the script! Be grief-stricken!" Wu Ling: "." The Son of Heaven's Will was overwhelmed with grief and anger. "I believe Fengjuan wouldn't do something like that. And even if he did kill my whole family, wouldn't I be partly to blame?" The Son of Heaven's Will grew rapidly. "This must have happened because I was too weak. I have to get stronger, so Fengjuan won't have to work so hard to motivate me!" Cen Fengjuan: "..." System: Every part of the process is wrong, so why is the Son of Heaven's Will's progress skyrocketing? The third world, Then I'll Be Buried with Him, is complete: System: This world has a cultivation dynasty. The crown prince of the Great Ying Dynasty has just ascended the throne. You must train him to become a worthy emperor. Cen Fengjuan opened the System's script and felt his eyes sting at the four words in the plot summary: scum gong, shameless shou. The System smirked smugly. "Host, the Son of Heaven's Will is naturally sinister. You must approach him, change him, and guide him, even if you have to sacrifice..." Cen Fengjuan: "..." Cen Fengjuan: "The weather's getting cold. Let someone else take the throne." The System watched dumbfounded as Cen Fengjuan ripped up the script and chose a different Son of Heaven's Will to train. The System cried out in desperation. "Host! The Sixth Prince is the villain in the original plot! You're supposed to kill him!" On the day the Sixth Prince usurped the throne, Imperial Tutor Cen Fengjuan was commanding a hundred thousand soldiers on the border, surrounded by the barbarians. The System told Cen Fengjuan, "You must die on the frontier. Your death will help the emperor grow into a responsible ruler." But... The new emperor, Wu Ling: "The Imperial Tutor is in mortal danger? I will lead the army myself!" The ministers tried to stop him. "There are only ministers who rescue the emperor. What emperor personally leads an army to rescue his minister?" Wu Ling said coldly, "If the Imperial Tutor dies, then I will be buried with him." The ministers remained loyal and unyielding. "We will gladly die if we can prevent Your Majesty from acting rashly." Wu Ling: "I mean, I will be buried with the Imperial Tutor." The ministers dropped to their knees in a wave. "We humbly beg Your Majesty to lead the army in person!" One-line summary: [Everything I hear and see, everything in my eyes and heart, is you.] Reader's Guide: A lovesick, jealous, obsessive attack with a thousand secret identities × a short-tempered, cold-faced, soft-hearted beauty in poor health. Wu Ling × Cen Fengjuan. Very sweet and doting. Both leads are powerful and incredibly cool. At heart, this is a sweet story about the two leads transmigrating together and showing off their love in front of each world's inhabitants. Locals: What brought the Son of Heaven's Will, the arrogant Demon Lord, the leader of the righteous sects, and the old locust tree by the road together in that dark room? Oh, Wu Ling knocked them out and tossed them in there. He's using their identities to win Cen Fengjuan over. Never mind, then. --- Coming soon: My Inner Thoughts Are Heard by the Whole World, but I'm an Evil God. Please add it to your collection --- Blurb: In Star Calendar Year 2020, the first year of the New Era, after nearly four hundred years of space colonization, humanity confirmed the existence of extraterrestrial life. The extraterrestrials had sought humanity out themselves. From that day on, everyone began hearing the mutterings of an unknown evil god. At first, the mutterings were indescribable and drove people mad. Humanity was forced to learn how to maintain its sanity under their psychic assault, struggling to survive. But a few years later, the whole world heard the evil god say, slowly and clearly, "You. Are. So. Beau-ti-ful." It paused, as if thinking. "Can I say that to him? You. Are. So. Beau-ti-ful." The mutterings that had plagued all of humanity fell silent... And a live broadcast of the evil god's inner thoughts, serving up dog food to the entire world, began. In Star Calendar Year 2020, archaeologists unearthed a body on Blue Star. Mysterious and still active, it was impervious to every method of examination. Archaeologists speculated that it might be the remains of a civilization from at least three million years ago. In Star Calendar Year 2026, the body kept in the Milky Way Alliance's highest-security research facility opened its eyes once more. Li Baiyi had once been the savior of the end of the cultivation era. After sleeping for millions of years, he discovered that he had been reborn. Li Baiyi knew he had many things to do. He had once been the Chosen One of his era, destined to take control of the tides of fate once again. But before he could begin his plans, he happened upon a little wolf cub. He and the boy strolled through the civilization museum on the guardian planet, livestreamed a barbecue to the whole world on Centaurus, and took part in the global mecha survival tournament on Proxima Centauri... Their adventures were exciting and full of twists and turns. Li Baiyi never thought the evil god's thoughts had anything to do with him, until that day. The little wolf cub stared straight at him as the evil god's muttering rang out at the same time: "So cute. I want to *" Li Baiyi: "?!" He rushed over and covered the little wolf cub's mouth. "Don't think that again!" The little wolf cub tilted his head in confusion, but obediently replied, "Kiss me, and I won't think it." The whole world, hearing everything: "..." --- Coming soon: Get Out of Here, You Damned Experience Points. Please add it to your collection --- Lu Yuanmiao was bound to an NPC System. The System required him to enter quick transmigration worlds and work diligently as an NPC: give the male lead experience, create opportunities for him, and serve as a stepping stone when necessary. As long as he helped the male lead become the Son of Heaven's Will and stabilized the world, the mission would be complete and he'd receive a generous reward. System: I'm a beginner-level System, so this is super easy. Lu Yuanmiao believed it. But once he entered the small world... When the master lectured, the male lead seemed to gain some insight, but Senior Brother Lu Yuanmiao had already reached enlightenment and broken through. The male lead's face turned blue. During the sect tournament, the male lead won with difficulty, while Lu Yuanmiao, the top disciple, comprehended an unrivaled sword technique and beat his opponent senseless. The male lead's face turned green. During the battle between immortals and demons, the male lead was drenched in blood, while Lu Yuanmiao, the leader of the righteous sects, swept across the land with a single sword strike. The male lead's face turned purple. Later on, Lu Yuanmiao gazed at the moon and sighed, and reached enlightenment. Lu Yuanmiao poured himself a drink, and reached enlightenment. Lu Yuanmiao ate a candied hawthorn, and still reached enlightenment. The male lead's face turned every color of the rainbow. System: Warning! Warning! Energy levels have exceeded the small world's capacity! The world is about to collapse. Mission failed! Lu Yuanmiao: "..." It was like playing an online game and accidentally making the experience bar overflow. Lu Yuanmiao clasped his hands together and prayed earnestly. "Get out of here, you damned experience points!" To complete the mission, the System found a way to fix things: it arranged for someone else to work alongside Lu Yuanmiao. The newcomer: "I'm Shen Huai." Lu Yuanmiao looked at Shen Huai's tall, handsome figure, then at his gentle, innocent eyes. "Are you strong?" He must be powerful enough to hold Lu Yuanmiao back, or he wouldn't have been brought in to save the day. But Shen Huai shook his head vigorously. "I'm really weak. I don't know why the System picked me either." With no other choice, Lu Yuanmiao brought along the useless Shen Huai as they transmigrated from world to world. To finish each mission before he made the world burst, he began doing everything at eight times speed. Until one day, the domineering male lead refused to follow Lu Yuanmiao's plans, and the world began its countdown to collapse. Shen Huai furrowed his brows and raised his sword. A flash of cold light, and the male lead fell. Sword energy stretched for thirty thousand miles, its chill reaching across nineteen continents. A fissure spread from beneath the male lead's feet to the horizon, nearly splitting the entire small world apart. It shattered and reshaped the world's fundamental laws. No longer rejected by the world's rules, Lu Yuanmiao breathed a sigh of relief. Then he heard Shen Huai say, sounding surprised, "The male lead is actually weaker than me!" [Reader's Guide] An incredibly powerful gong who always thinks he's weak × an incredibly powerful shou who levels up just by eating or drinking. Shen Huai × Lu Yuanmiao, a match made in heaven. I'm planning to start a new story soon. Please add it to your collection! Also, the completed stories in my author profile are ready to read, and I'll write the other upcoming stories too. New readers are welcome to add them to their collections. Many thanks! Theme: Persevere, and you will eventually reap the rewards.
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You are really a random player.
Ah, pure love brain [Star Eyes]
I want to watch the plot of breaking up the administration
Oh my God! Da Dada really said that he would not be cheated and he did it (a child who has been cheated too many times)
Dear dear, are you hungry?
Why am I revising the article, not updating it, and not giving a holiday note? Gugu [holding my chin]
Update~Update~If there is no update, I will leave it [changed]
Gugu, update, squat squat
Why is Kawen stuck here?
Can't you let them know that Feng Juan is Feng Juan? I feel that the elders and the others are good people.