Dear Piggy Girl

[The author’s profile has tons of great completed stories. Click here!] [Please save my upcoming fantasy story, “I Can’t Handle the Hardships of Cultivation”] Zhu Xiaozao felt that human society wasn’t very welcoming to her. She’d barely arrived before some bad people tricked her. Luckily, a kind police officer came to her rescue and even treated her to food when she was starving. At a bun shop, a handsome, well-built man asked her before placing his order, “What filling do you want? How many?” She opened her small, tender hands and replied shyly and politely, “Beef, please. Fifty of them. Thank you.” “…” After polishing off all fifty big buns under the man’s complicated gaze, Zhu Xiaozao rubbed her belly happily. “I’m about sixty percent full. That’s great.” Lu Jinling thought to himself: Is her future husband going to be eaten into bankruptcy? Little did he know, he would become her husband. Reader’s Guide: ① Steadfast, levelheaded detective x soft and adorable actual pig spirit. Sweet everyday romance, not a mystery or detective story. ② The male lead has no ex-girlfriend, and the heroine doesn’t have much “common sense.” ③ The story is complete and published exclusively on Jinjiang. Please show it lots of support, ladies! ④ Author’s Weibo ID: Sheng Luoluo. Come tease me anytime (* ￣3)(ε￣ *) Highly recommend my upcoming fantasy story, “I Can’t Handle the Hardships of Cultivation”! Please save it! Blurb: Jiu Qingqing is a laid-back person whose intelligence fluctuates. When it comes to school and work, she can only do an adequate job and get by. The slightest difficulty can defeat her. But when it comes to food, drink, and having fun She can stay up all night researching game guides, enthusiastically put together pages of restaurant-hopping plans, and every year during the shopping festivals, she’s hailed as the “Ultimate Deal-Stacking Expert”! There’s no difficulty she can’t overcome! Someone who dislikes hardship, and dislikes suffering for no reason even more, ends up in the cultivation world as the senior disciple of the Cloudsea Sect’s formation lineage. The Cloudsea Sect isn’t large, but everyone there is a workaholic. Today you snatch my resources; tomorrow I steal your spirit treasure. If you don’t cultivate, you die; if you do cultivate, you die even faster! The weak, pitiful, helpless, but food-loving Jiu Qingqing says, “No way. I can’t handle this hardship.” I’m not counting on ascending. I’ll just stay alive and enjoy each day as it comes. So, While everyone else fights to the death for cultivation resources in the secret realm, Jiu Qingqing thinks, “How am I supposed to live without a phone? Let me see if I can carve a formation into a jade slip…” Oh, it worked! Now everyone who uses a jade slip to send messages has to pay her a “texting fee.” She effortlessly becomes a tycoon in the cultivation world! While everyone else beats each other bloody at the sect tournament to claim a spot as a core disciple, Jiu Qingqing says, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll refine a giant-screen artifact so I can watch the livestream from bed!” I’ll broadcast it too. If you want to watch, you’ll have to buy a membership. The livestream becomes a sensation, and she’s directly guaranteed a place as a core disciple! In other sects, senior disciples give their juniors rare treasures. But when it comes to Jiu Qingqing, she cries, “Oh, I can’t. I’m a useless idiot and don’t have anything good on me.” “Here’s an ‘Escape Talisman’ for you, junior brother. Crush it and you’ll be teleported thirty thousand miles away.” “And this ‘Skin-Whitening Pill’ is for you, junior sister. Take it, and you’ll have an icy complexion and jade-like bones for three months.” “Don’t be disappointed.” Her junior disciples stare blankly. “You call this not having anything good? Senior Sister! You’re practically a god to us!” Later, when her junior disciples bring her fragments of ancient legendary swords, top-grade five-element spirit herbs, and thousand-year-old demon beast cores, Jiu Qingqing is overjoyed. “Wow, I got to cling to the legendary powerful patron too!” How did I end up ascending while eating, drinking, and having fun? Theme: Live together in harmony and friendship