Bro, There’s Something Wrong with Your Sexual Orientation

Announcement: The novel will be completed on September 13. The V chapters begin at Chapter 21, so please take note, ladies! w "I think you'd be a good partner for me," General Li said gravely. Tang Li looked at him in silence for a minute, then stared at him in disbelief. "Dude, are you gay?" "..." General Li looked even more grave. What do you do when your wife keeps thinking she's a man? I'm waiting for an answer here, and it's urgent. Reader's guide: 1. The author just wants to write something fun, with no concern for logic. 2. The heroine is bold and brash, and the hero is both straightforward and brash. 3. If you like it, please add it to your favorites. (Bows at a ninety-degree angle) Here's a transmigration-into-a-book story coming up, probably after National Day. If you're interested, please visit my author page and add it to your favorites. Thanks! "The Villainess Does Whatever She Wants" The plot forces me to cause trouble, and handsome men lead me astray from my path as a villain. Blurb: Ji Lu doesn't want to be a villain who does whatever she wants. Really. But sometimes, things just don't go the way you want them to... For example, Ji Lu casually asked if she wasn't very likable, and someone promptly kidnapped the future male lead and dumped him on her bed. Ji Lu: ... I really want to tear my own mouth off. For another example, someone kidnapped the heroine and made her kneel at Ji Lu's feet, then indignantly spoke up on her behalf, demanding to know how the Saintess could possibly be treated as an equal! And another example: When Ji Lu brought her husband back to the Red Robe Sect, word spread from within the sect throughout the entire martial world that the Saintess had forcibly taken a schoolteacher as her husband. Ji Lu: ... I really want to slaughter my fellow disciples. The saddest things in the world aren't limited to having two useless teammates. The most heartbreaking thing is that her cheap husband is one of them. She married him, figuring she might as well take what she could get, and thought he might be useful. But when it was time for him to draw his sword and fight, he rushed straight into her arms with his sword in hand. "Wifey, this sword is so heavy. My hand's tired." Ji Lu: ... I really want to murder my own husband. Here's another modern-day romance by a friend! "After Transmigrating into a Book, I Study Alongside the Villain" He Yan had just gotten into a prestigious university and hadn't even had a chance to enjoy college life when she transmigrated into an old-school romance novel full of melodrama. She became the one-hundred-and-eighth female character, who appeared in the story only to be cannon fodder. Since this was the way things were, after returning to her second year of high school, she decided to cherish her chance and study hard with the future villain before he turned evil. They would work hard every day, and she would never let the original heroine hurt him like she had in her previous life! As for the original male lead, the arrogant, domineering school bully? He Yan says: Sorry, I'm not interested in the male lead. Let me and the villain shine on our own. Extra scene: He Yan: Little white flower, get lost! Nobody's getting their hooks into our baby! Zhu Liangjue: He Yan was showing me affection again today. How should I turn her down? : ) Theme: