My Secret-Recipe Bad Boyfriend

One day, the girlfriend of a lousy boyfriend had some time on her hands. The beginning of a disaster movie. Girlfriend: "When do you usually think about me?" The lousy boyfriend jerked his head up. "Look at that sun! It's so big and round! It's just like your face!" The girlfriend was stunned. "Explain yourself." The lousy boyfriend explained smugly, "It's my way of saying I think about you every moment of the day!" Girlfriend: "Oh." A little while later. Girlfriend: "What about at night? When there's no sun, you don't think about me?" The lousy boyfriend jerked his head up again. "Look at that moon! It's so big and round! It's just like your face, too!" Girlfriend: "What about when the moon isn't round?" Lousy boyfriend: "Uh, then I get to take a break." The girlfriend gritted her teeth. "What did you say?" With a powerful will to survive, the lousy boyfriend jumped up and pointed out the window. "Darling! Look at the sun today, it's so big and round!" The girlfriend entered berserk mode. "Look at your balls! I'm blind!" Love is an art. Either way, it's not you die... it's still you who dies :) Online artist x game streamer Main game: Identity V