Her Pheromones Are Poisonous

[The audio drama Poison is now available on Fanjiao, with new episodes every Friday. Give it a listen!]

Royal power has fallen into other hands, and the empire is on the brink of collapse.

Le Yinnan, the illegitimate son of a provincial governor, is swept into an assassination plot at the prince's estate during his secondary gender differentiation.

Everyone is waiting to laugh at this son of a slave, whose bloodline is beneath them all.

The poison master Yan Xiao witnesses the differentiation of an S-rank Alpha with her own eyes.

Her fingers sink into his muddy gland, and she sinks beneath the damp curtains.

"Your pheromones draw people into a stupor and drive them mad.

You are the most lethal killing perfume I've ever concocted."

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When they first meet, Yan Xiao warns Le Yinnan.

"Don't struggle."

"Don't touch anything."

"Don't fight back."

"I can kill you at any moment, because the scent of the poison everyone covets flows through my veins."

Tips:

* Happy ending.

* Strong Alpha and strong Omega.

* Entirely fictional setting.

* Contains many original worldbuilding elements.

* Probably focused on romance.

Upcoming novel: The Five-Star Beggar's Staff Heir

The star tide runs wild, the royal family is wiped out in battle, and the Alliance Army urgently takes control of the Sixteen Provinces of the Nebula.

Cheng Mu, the martial arts demon lord whom everyone in the jianghu wants to see dead, transmigrates.

Cheng Mu beats a mutant star beast to death with her staff. A mercenary passing by stares in shock: "That's impossible!"

Cheng Mu: "Don't mind me. That's just the tip of the beggar's staff techniques. After all, I was a one-pouch disciple of the Beggars' Guild before I entered my master's sect, even if I was only seven at the time."

Cheng Mu is ruthless, merciless, and will stop at nothing. She fiercely protects her own, and her extraordinarily fast cultivation has led people to suspect she practices demonic arts. The righteous factions all want her dead.

Given another chance, Cheng Mu only wants to conceal her identity and wander the jianghu.

But she can't control the nanny robot's mouth, or her own... hands.

On the day of the junk planet's preliminary selection, Cheng Mu's spiritual power is rated B+. Our planet has produced another genius above C rank!

"To be honest, my talent for martial arts is exceptional, so there's no way my spiritual power is only B rank. I hereby request a retest."

The nanny robot lifts Cheng Mu's hands high. Only then does she realize what's happening, lower her hands, and cover her mouth.

"I made that up. You heard wrong. Really."

Upcoming Novel 2: Fantasy, Lazing Through Cultivation, Boundless Magic

A nobody from the cultivation world transmigrates to the modern world and immediately gives thanks to the heavens:

Air conditioning above, Wi-Fi below,

I, a venerable ancient cultivator, swear to the heavens!

I'm not going back to this cultivation world!

#Hehehe, chilled seedless watermelon is delicious

#Hardcore cultivation in the cultivation world is no life for a human being

#No one can stop me from living the ordinary life of a lazy couch potato

What? You self-proclaimed descendants of cultivators want to revive the cultivation world?

I'll be the first ancestor to... stand aside.

I'm out of here. As long as you don't drag a couch potato like me into it, do whatever makes you happy.

Zuo An: Practicing cultivation against the times? Keep dreaming. Go wash up and get some sleep. There's a new anime episode tomorrow. [x]

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Zuo An has just turned down a request from the descendants of a sect to revive it when she receives a string of urgent calls: Great Ancestor! Spiritual qi has revived!

Zuo An: No way. I just transmigrated and was about to lie flat. Don't drag me into this.

Zuo An just doesn't get it. She only wants to enjoy anime in the modern world. Why won't the antis, rival fans, and powerful cultivator clans let her lie flat in peace?

The big shots: Buy a studio and make it churn out custom anime around the clock. Maybe that'll earn us a cultivation manual so we can absorb the essence of the sun and moon and ascend?

Zuo An scolds them: Unfilial descendants! I refuse to join the rat race!

Intended theme: Everyone is born equal.