Ancient Gods' Red Packet Group

Gu Rongrong was reborn with her phone, only to discover that the phone had mutated too. It had joined a strange group chat where everyone used the names of immortals. At first, she thought it was just a group created by fans of the immortals, but later she discovered that they were all real.

After joining the group, Gu Rongrong learned that Erlang Shen's dog, Howling Celestial Dog, was dating the Jade Rabbit and had gotten her pregnant. Chang'e was currently hunting Erlang Shen down...

Rongrong wondered: What would the offspring of two different species be? A dog-rabbit? A rabbit-dog?

The Matchmaker had recently been punished by the Jade Emperor to stay home and reflect because the red strings he tied kept breaking. The Matchmaker's assistant had been handling his work lately...

Rongrong thought: No wonder divorce and teenage marriage rates are so high these days. It turns out they're to blame.

She'd heard that the Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King and Nezha were very close. They'd even stolen and eaten the Peaches of Immortality together. The Jade Emperor and Queen Mother were currently having marital troubles because the Jade Emperor had secretly drunk a whole jar of the Queen Mother's wine. Sun Wukong recently wanted to return to secular life and become the Great Sage Equal to Heaven again, but the Buddha had once more suppressed him beneath Five Finger Mountain, sentencing him to a hundred years of confinement...