Da Gui and Xiao Gui were a devoted pair of tortoises living in the imperial garden pond.
One day, the couple transmigrated into the emperor and empress, became parents, and promptly started causing trouble for their child.
From then on, the entire court of the Dazhao dynasty went completely off the rails.
A little scene:
"Your Majesty, the Noble Consort and Guard Tang are having an affair..."
Da Gui and Xiao Gui whispered to each other, then arranged a marriage for the two of them.
The Noble Consort, an excellent cook, prepared a feast of nothing but meat for the emperor and empress to show his gratitude.
From then on, the two tortoises fell in love with matchmaking, and the imperial harem gradually emptied.
The court was in a panic. The Minister of Rites risked his life to remonstrate: "Your Majesty, you can't cuckold yourself!"
Da Gui: "Don't you have an eldest legitimate son who's still unmarried? Just promise him to General Wang's daughter."
The Minister of Rites and General Wang were both dumbfounded: "How are we supposed to be enemies now?"
From then on, many enemies among the court officials became in-laws, and everyone lived in harmony.
The young crown prince recited an essay on statecraft.
Da Gui looked proud: "My son is so clever!"
The young crown prince blinked his round eyes and thought: Isn't Father always beating and scolding me?
From then on, the young crown prince not only took his father horseback riding, playing cuju, and folding paper, but also had to review his father's memorials?
Young Crown Prince: "I'm only seven!!!"
Su Ze, the crown prince's tutor, patted the young crown prince's head sympathetically. What can I do? I'm desperate too.
The Dazhao dynasty is counting on you, Crown Prince.
A few things to know:
1. The entire court is full of silly sweethearts (=zhi zhang).
2. A lighthearted slice-of-life story with a silly-sweet style (=zhi zhang).
3. Multiple couples. The emperor and empress are adorably clueless, devoted matchmakers, and full-time parents who keep getting their child into trouble, with the occasional court session thrown in.
My next novel, The Country Girl and the Spoiled Young Master, is available now~
Qin Yu always treated Su Xiaowan like a younger sister and spoiled her, until... every word and action of Su Xiaowan's made his face burn.
What else could he do? Take her home and spoil her in a different way.
A sickly, scheming young master VS a country girl who dotes on her husband and can fight like a champion. A sweet, down-to-earth farming story.
Pre-release: The Prince and the Coward. A foxlike heroine watches with amusement as a spoiled little coward awkwardly tries to flirt. Both are reborn; the heroine disguises herself as a man. The heroine is badass, and the hero is adorable. Please add it to your favorites, mwah (づ￣3￣)づ
Theme:
Ask him about the only concubine in his life??? He only has one queen, where did the concubine come from? Is there something wrong with this expression?
This tells us to speak directly to the key points. Don't say anything else first and then "but". Others may not have time to hear the but.
It turned out that Qingqing didn't take the initiative. . . . . .
Praying in vain, my son is here——
Master Zhou is so funny this time
"He carefully avoided anyone's touch, and the excitement around him seemed to have nothing to do with him. He walked slowly, steadily, and without stopping." When I saw this, I burst into tears instantly. The shadow of childhood is really too deep. Fortunately, I met the Turtle couple and other people when I was seven years old. I feel really distressed. I feel like the extras are a bit missing hehe. I really like this article, thank you to the author. Do you want to write about Xiao Yu becoming emperor? I want to read it.
You said you don't want children because you can't give birth.
In fact, Xiao Yu likes Xue Ling more. He who likes her but bullies her and thinks he likes his sister more is so stupid, hahaha... Actually, I also like Xue Ling quite a lot. Xiao Yu still has a long road to pursue his wife╭(￣▽￣)╮
Suddenly I felt that it was a bit cute for a grown man to cry so pitifully. Hahaha, Lu Shadan struck me as being cute.
So Li Xiuyuan came back in the end and made an appointment with the princess to meet during the Lantern Festival?