HP: How to Change Your Gender

I've entered the fourth-year installment, "Just Who Is Big Sis's Boyfriend?" High-intensity content warning: the heroine is about to unlock the three essential Unforgivable Curses of a Dark Lord. In the midst of bloodshed and chaos, the adorable little white ferret is about to make its debut. Bonus side story series, no promises: 1. Witch and adopted son, unlocked. Bonus side story series, no promises: 2. Scorpius-style little Malfoy, unlocked. Bonus side story series, no promises: 3. To be determined~ #Please help spread the word~# #Please motivate the author to keep updating by leaving comments!# Shocking! Why has the mysterious man disguised himself as a young witch? Is this a collapse of morality or a distortion of human nature?! --The next issue of Witching World Weekly will reveal all. The heroine is having the time of her life in the wizarding world, and stays smart from start to finish. Repeat after me: This is a matriarchal story, a matriarchal story, a matriarchal story! So, this is an inspirational story about defeating the Order of the Phoenix, becoming Minister of Magic, and marrying a rich, handsome man. (None of that is true.) The truth is: Little Malfoy: "She hasn't spoken to me in ages. She's busy working every day." Reporter Rita Skeeter: Now that the Dark Lord has reclaimed her identity, she has callously abandoned her former first love, Mr. Little Malfoy. The secrets of a pure-blood family, revealed to you...