This story will be updated whenever inspiration strikes, and will probably be abandoned.
A quiet plug for my other story: [Western Crossover] Bowing to the Whales. You can find it by clicking my profile.
Evelyn, a low-ranking employee at the Time Management Bureau, takes on a mission to improve her performance. Then she discovers that the mission comes with a System. And then she realizes the mission is a trap!
Evelyn: You useless System. What good are you?
System: I'm very useful! Look, a Mary Sue aura, a White Lotus aura. Don't you want one?
Evelyn: Maybe I should just throw you away...
Colorful hair, colorful eyes. . . . . Is there really such a person? . .