[Western Crossover] Getting Rebooted Every Day

Also known as: “The Reboots Are Finally Over, But Something Seems Off” and “The Female Lead Is Basically a Bug” Eiffel thinks the world has been acting strange lately. Her life used to reset every few days, but this time, several months have passed without incident. And... who the hell are Iron Man and Captain America?! She never saw them in any of the previous reboots. And why do you and Batman and Superman seem to have such similar character settings?! Also, since when did I have a little sister? Batman: There’s something I’ve always wanted to ask you. Eiffel: What? Batman: I’m an object of fear in Gotham. You’re practically a Gothamite yourself, so why aren’t you afraid of me? Eiffel: ...Because I love you, believe it or not? Batman: Be serious. Superman’s heat vision is aimed at me. Eiffel: You’ll regret asking me that, because as someone who remembers everything through the reboots, I know far too much. Batman: ?? ? Eiffel thinks: I’ve seen you as an arrogant, square-shaped Lego figure and as a cheerful blue guy. How could I possibly still be scared of you! Reader notes: 1. The female lead is super overpowered! 2. The timeline serves the plot, so it’s all over the place. Please don’t come after me if you’re a canon stickler. 3. I’m in ninth grade, and my writing is elementary-school level, so please be kind. 4. Updates are irregular, but I’ll try to post whenever I can. Ninth-grade homework is a lot, so I hope you understand. 5. If anyone’s reading, could you leave more comments? They’d really motivate me.