The System Says: My Host Has a Bizarre Style

System 1028 was just an ordinary conquest System. Unfortunately, it was bound to a Host with a very unusual style. From then on, its life as a System became like a little boat struggling through a raging storm at sea: liable to capsize at any moment.

Many years later, 1028 wept as it complained: "I don’t care about performance anymore. I just beg you, Dad, please stop causing trouble!!!"

Scene One:

System: "Hello, Host. I’m System 1028. Starting today, I’ll accompany you on your conquest missions and provide all kinds of help, so you can find a happy romance and reach the peak of life. Looking at your extraordinary bones, I can tell you’re a once-in-a-century genius. A mere conquest mission will be a piece of cake for you... Σ(?д?|||)?? Host, what are you doing?!!!"

Zhu Zhao: Ignored the System, and while it was rambling, found the settings program on the System panel and changed the mission details.

Zhu Zhao: "Call me Dad."

System: "...Dad, I’m on my knees!"

Scene Two:

System: "Dad, there’s no mission this time. Just follow the plot and you’ll be fine. It should be easy... right...?" Σ(°Д°;

Zhu Zhao: "...How dark! (▼ヘ▼#) I’ll cleanse this corrupt world myself!"

System: "Wait, Dad! This is just an ordinary slice-of-life world. Please go easy Σ(っ °Д °;)っ Can’t you just have a normal romance and enjoy the passion of youth?"

Zhu Zhao: Casually cut down a demon, then lowered the hood over his head a little further. The corner of his mouth lifted beneath his black mask. "Isn’t my life plenty exciting as it is?"

System: 〒▽〒 As long as you’re happy, Dad...