My Venerable Master Is Short on Virtue

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[Literary Blurb]

This is a real conversation between Xie Yu, a prized disciple of the great cultivation sect Qingyang, and the others. Xie Yu speaks first.

My master~ He might be morally bankrupt!

Everyone: What do you mean, morally bankrupt?

My master's favorite saying: A gentleman bares his crotch, while a scoundrel's balls are big.

Everyone: ... Uh, does he want to make that thing bigger?

I'm too embarrassed to say.

Everyone: Uh~~

He'll get into a fight with a street vendor over a single coin. He won't even give girls a break.

Everyone: Uh

The first time we met, he threw me at a flower thief and ran off.

Everyone: That's definitely depraved. Why would he do that?!

Because he thought I had a grudge against him and wanted to kill him. When I went to confront him, he said he'd endured the pain of giving me a chance at a night of passion, then picked a fight with me over it.

Everyone: So did you have a grudge against him?

I used to.

Everyone: What about now?

I don't know why, but I want to top him.

[Sharp-Tongued Blurb]

Master, I hear you're morally bankrupt?

My reputation?

Known throughout the Three Realms.

My strength?

Unmatched.

Then what are you lacking?

You lack nothing but virtue.

Xie Yu: My master is depraved and sharp-tongued. I want to top him, make him speechless beneath me, and send him straight to the ninth heaven!

[Contrary apprentice top * depraved, sharp-tongued master bottom] (~y▽~)~* Fafa~

Author: This story is lighthearted and humorous. Relax and enjoy it. "Covers face"

Everyone: Shameless~

Also appearing in this story are the second disciple, Fu Lin, who won't turn back until he hits a wall, and the youngest disciple, Tang Yushui, who calls himself a child prodigy and divine fortune-teller! Xie Yu is the eldest disciple. Four master and disciples in all, just enough for a mahjong game.

First round: Xie Yu: Red Dragon. Fu Lin: One Bamboo. Tang Yushui: White Dragon. Master: Self-draw, pure one suit.

Second round: Xie Yu: Five Circles. Master: Pong.

Fu Lin: Two Circles. Master: Pong again.

Tang Yushui: East Wind. Master: Pong again, and wins with a cheap hand.

Tang Yushui: Master, you'll even win with a cheap hand? Master: Even a fly's leg is meat.

Third round: Xie Yu: Two Characters. Master: Chow.

Fu Lin: Five Characters. Master: Pong.

Tang Yushui: Eight Characters. Master: Kong, pure one suit, single wait, heavenly flower, pay up.

Fourth round, everyone refuses to keep playing. Xie Yu: Something's fishy. Fu Lin: How did Master cheat? Tang Yushui: I calculated that Master cheated. Master: Don't accuse an innocent man. Come on, let's play a few more rounds. Xie Yu: Master wants to play? Then let's go to bed.

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