When Luo Qian woke up one day, she discovered she had become a foreigner on the other side of the ocean, surrounded by bratty kids who weren't exactly bright and still hadn't outgrown their chuuni phase.
As the saying goes, when kids don't behave, they probably need a good smack.
You all look pretty good. You'd have more of a future selling your looks and becoming celebrities than playing villains. Wouldn't it be great to become global superstars? You'd have way more fans than the useless underlings you have now. Chasing a plane across the country, with thousands seeing you off, wouldn't be a dream anymore.
Stop always thinking about going solo and making a big splash. Unity is strength.
Have you learned the Young Pioneers' anthem? Can you recite the Party Constitution? If not, what are you standing around for?
Have you done your morning exercises? Can you read sheet music? Have you learned jazz?
The daily ramblings of old-timer Luo Qian:
Loki, why are you coveting other people's gems again? Behave yourself and model for me. I'll negotiate a jewelry endorsement for you.
Joker!! Did you steal my lipstick again? Would it kill you to buy your own, huh? And you're supposed to be a beauty blogger! After all these years, you're still not as good at makeup as Harley.
Eric, come clean. Why has the company's sound system broken again? Don't go silent and play dead just because you're in a bad mood. Keep this up, and I'll personally send you off with a suona.
Tom, how many times have I told you not to design original tattoos when you have no drawing skills? Look, another bad review. A skull with a snake? With taste like that, I might as well sign you up for remedial classes.
You're the worst class I've ever taught.
Go home and copy the Four Stresses, Five Beauties, and the Code for Middle School Students ten more times!!
[Reading Guide]:
◆ The heroine is a wondrous creature who likes to use healthy, socialist, red-colored ideas to lead people astray. She'll probably start a talent agency to manage troublesome villains and make them work whether they like it or not. Other interesting characters, including the heroes, will also show up for temporary jobs.
◆ Skill: A red book that forces employees into contracts, wielded by an exploitative boss. [The heroine forced a portrait of the great leader onto its cover.]
◆ The whole story is full of outrageous schemes and career-building. The Schrodinger's couple might not become official until the ending or an extra chapter. I don't even know who the male lead is; we'll see how things go. It could be someone from either side.
◆ Expect lots of alterations and OOC. If you've read my stories, this should be familiar. I just like doing weird things.
Theme: Let the world of Marvel and DC get caught up in the rat race!