One-line pitch: A good-looking shut-in from the 21st century transmigrates into a book as a cross-dressing boy, only to get pounced on by the protagonist~
Ahem, please note that this is an experimental work, and the writing may be rather amateurish. Please keep repeating, "The author isn't very bright, the author is an idiot," as you read, in case this scares anyone off. Also, my protagonist's cultivation is totally cheat-powered, mwahaha! Please read this as a wish-fulfillment story =w=.
Xxxxxx
Zechuan was the perfect young man of the 21st century: good-looking, good at school, and good-natured.
But in private, he was just a shameless shut-in who sat in front of his computer every day, waiting for updates =.=
I Want to Become an Immortal was the cultivation novel he had been following lately. The story was rich, with no harem or womanizer protagonist, and at most a few girls with ambiguous feelings for him. Add the author's excellent writing, and it was no wonder Zechuan had noticed this gem as soon as he joined the site.
But... after he transmigrated into it, he discovered it was all a lie TAT!
Why did every man want to do that to him?!
Why weren't the girls gazing shyly at the male lead, but instead telling him he had to try harder to win Zechuan over?!
Why could men and men cultivate dual cultivation in this world?!
Zechuan: Don't the plot and characters all match I Want to Become an Immortal? Why is this world so messed up?!
Mo Jiuzhou: Be good, darling. Let's go home, and stop saying such strange things.
Jingcheng Eighteen Bends: Yoooooo!
Xxxxxx
Important: 1v1, possessive pursuit. The bottom is a boy in women's clothes at first =w=, but he'll change later. Also, the author of I Want to Become an Immortal makes an appearance =w=. The top is reborn!!!
1. Too much angst is bad for you; a little angst is fun. Later on, expect amnesia, transmigrating back and then transmigrating again, and possessive pursuit.
2. The whole story is sweet, sweet, sweet, satisfying, satisfying, satisfying. Our little cutie mustn't suffer!
3. Turning a straight guy gay. Early on, Mo Jiuzhou has a one-sided crush on Zechuan (though our slow-witted Zechuan won't notice =w=). In the middle, he pursues him relentlessly (Zechuan catches on, ojbk). Later, they fall for each other, and it ends happily ever after =w=.
4. There's a System and a golden finger. The System is cute from time to time, but it won't overdo it or get annoying =w=.
Xxxxxx
A devoted-looking, secretly scheming and sadistic top X a proper, aloof-looking, slow-witted and adorable bottom. 1v1 HE
xxxxxx
Cultivation levels: Foundation Establishment, Light Opening, Fusion, Heart Stirring, Spiritual Stillness, Golden Core, Nascent Soul, Soul Separation, Spirit Division, Integration, Tribulation Transcendence, and Great Ascension. Each major realm has three minor stages: early, middle, and late.
Big... Can't you open the hole you dug?