The Search for My Husband

Is it my fault I have a baby face?

Everyone who sees me says I’m underage.

Good heavens, is it a crime to look too young these days?

As if I weren’t unlucky enough already,

there are so many dynasties to choose from: Song, Yuan, Ming, Qing…

And yet I’ve been kicked all the way to the Tang Dynasty!

Oh, God! How am I supposed to survive when I’m so tiny?

I don’t care, I refuse!!!