The Underworld Reporter and the Demon Emperor

Wu Ze goes around gathering the Underworld residents' opinions of the Great Emperor.

The first interviewee is a long-legged demon.

Wu Ze: What do you think the Great Emperor is like?

Long-Legged Demon: He's powerful and a great leader.

Wu Ze nods.

Long-Legged Demon: But he seems a little aloof to demons, like he's hard to approach...

Wu Ze interrupts him: Who said that? He's not cold at all!

Camera operator: Ahem, Wu Ze, as a reporter, you shouldn't give your own opinion.

Wu Ze lowers his head.

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The second interviewees are the two-headed sister demons.

Wu Ze: What do you think the Great Emperor is like?

The sisters' two heads compete to answer.

Head 1: The Great Emperor is the most handsome in the entire Underworld!

Head 2: The Great Emperor is the most handsome in the universe!

Wu Ze nods like a pecking chicken.

Head 1: (dreamily) His handsome face, his tall, straight figure...

Head 2: Our life's goal is to marry the Great Emperor!

Wu Ze bites his lip. You can't marry the Great Emperor...

Camera operator: (coldly) Wu. Ze.

Wu Ze looks wronged.

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The third interviewee is the Great Emperor's assistant, Vixi.

Wu Ze: Mr. Vixi, what do you think the Great Emperor is like?

Vixi, thinking: He has your photos all over his office. He's just a secret super-stalker! If you found out, his imposing image would crumble, hahaha!

But his face remains calm. He adjusts his glasses. He's an excellent manager, a responsible boss, and highly capable. It's my honor to work with him.

TIPS: A seemingly foolish but actually clever demon reporter bottom x an outwardly aloof but secretly lovestruck demon king top

The whole story is sweet, fluffy, and lighthearted. I only hope to make you smile in your free time.

It's a fictional modern setting mixed with Western and Chinese fantasy. Please don't overanalyze the details.

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