"I got a part in a movie!"
"What? A movie? Are you going to direct it?"
"No, I'm going to act in it!"
"Seriously? What movie in Longwan could possibly get the Crown Prince himself to act in it?"
"It's not a Longwan production. It's by Xingtu Entertainment."
"The competition! Young Master Sheng, are you planning to infiltrate enemy territory as a spy? Surely a trivial matter like this doesn't need the Crown Prince to go in person. Or are you just bored lately and looking for something to do? Tell me, what kind of movie is it? Action? Fantasy? Romance? Comedy?"
"A romance, I guess!"
"Great! Who's directing it, and what's it about? Is the girl acting with you pretty? Which famous actress is she?"
"It's a danmei movie!"
"Danmei...? A gay movie...? With men...?"
"Don't remind me, just thinking about it makes me furious. Damn it, they actually want me to play the bottom. Do they have any brains? Do I look like a bottom? If it weren't for... Never mind!"
"The bottom? Hahahahahaha... Young Master Sheng, you... hahahahaha..."