Jiang Yanyu: "System, why are there always tears in my eyes?"
System: "Because white lotuses have exceptionally active tear ducts."
Jiang Yanyu: "What the hell? Who are you insulting? Who are you calling a white lotus?"
The System ran away with its head covered. "I wasn't talking about you! I meant the original female lead! If you don't like it, you can sell it."
Jiang Yanyu was startled. "You can sell tear ducts? What did the original female lead ever do to you? You want to sell her tear ducts? System, you're so heartless!"
The System was speechless. "It's the original female lead's passive skill, 'Crying a River of Tears.' You can sell it on the marketplace for quite a few points. It's an essential item for crying at funerals after transmigrating into a horror novel. You'll never have to worry about the awkwardness of being unable to cry at a funeral again."
The original female lead gets her comeback. If you don't like it, please don't flame me.
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Theme: Punish the wicked, help the weak, and roam the martial world with abandon.
It's so fucking weird. When zombies come, instead of fighting them out, they hide in the house. Is the house made by King Kong?
Is the heroine's thunder power just bullshit?
Excerpt It turns out that life is not only fragile for the elderly and children, but also for young people. Even because they are young and strong, there are no signs of problems when something goes wrong. The young man who felt that his body was strong enough to kill a cow one second may be lying coldly in the morgue the next second...
You finally changed it!!!
Damn, you finally updated
This Taoist priest has harmed the protagonist many times before, but now he is easily moved away? Can't you do anything to mortals??? Then why did you attack the protagonist?
But having said that, joining the army as a woman would be a bit cheating. She would be assigned to the logistics department, and there would be a risk of being recognized by the Marquis. What about women disguising themselves as men? Jiang Yanyu immediately gave up the idea in his mind. It was better to forget it. It would be better if he had been a nobody in the army. If he was a trusted general, it would be a capital crime for him to deceive the emperor if he was discovered. Not to mention fame and fortune, he would not even be able to save his life. Women can't do it, and women can't dress up as men. So what if they join the army as a man and ask God for marriage as a man? The protagonist is Gong, right?? It's best
Is the main character attacking this time? Expect
Jiang Yanyu, who had come back to his senses at this time, watched You He, who had just provoked him, rush away. Hurry, catch insects
Please update, it's not enough!