[Crossover] The Talkative Mercenary: Prequel

[Notice: A few days ago, I discussed things with my editor. The only options were to lock the story or change the character setup and make the male lead an original character. I wasn't allowed to use terms like Deadpool. But making those changes would go against why I started this story in the first place. If I change the setup and can't even call him Deadpool, is he still Deadpool? So I'm only replacing "Deadpool" with "mercenary"; the rest of the setup is unchanged. The title is also changing to The Wisecracking Mercenary: Prequel. If you still love me and this story, my precious readers, please head over to The Wisecracking Mercenary: Sequel. Just click on my author page to find it. All the upcoming chapters will be free! I love Wade Wilson, that theatrical motormouth!! Please support the official release, thank you!!] [Notice: The purchase rate for this story's VIP chapters is 70%, and the anti-piracy delay is 36 hours. Just so you know, my precious readers ( ? ??)?] Ever since everyone found out the wisecracking motormouth had a beautiful girlfriend, they started betting on how long the two would last. A month, two months, half a year... Rich guy: "I'm the man who bet a hundred million!" So why haven't they broken up yet!? Reader's guide: 1. The heroine's golden finger is inspired by Lan Shao's Nightmares from the Deep: The Cursed Heart (I've only watched Lan Shao play it), and by a recommendation. Also, a shout-out to Lan Shao (heart). As for the heroine's golden finger, that's right, she has a huge ancestral mansion! None of the people living in it are human. That's all! 2. Various Crossovers, including anime, live-action works, and original characters. 3. The timeline and all that is just window dressing. Don't bring up the timeline, please QAQ. Readers who care about historical accuracy, proceed with caution. 4. No reposting, ranking crawls, or personal attacks. The setup may have some shortcomings, so please understand. Thank you, mwah. My own recommendation, a completed draft below: [Crossover] Bane of the Baldies: If you want to become a god, you have to win over Saitama! Friend links: [Western Crossover] Mr. Gray, Would You Let Go of Me? Fifty Shades of Mr. Gray [Western Crossover] Tony the Tycoon's Goddess: Tony the Tycoon's Diary of Winning Her Heart Everyday Life Raising a Villain's Kids [Western Crossover] Raising All the Superhero Kids After Becoming a Villain [Western Crossover] The Demon King's General Store: A Horde of Superheroes Arrives After the Demon King Changes Careers! [Twilight Crossover] Walking Reaction Image: The heroine is a walking reaction image [Crossover] After Drunkenly Clashing with Shuten Doji, He Keeps Plotting Against Me: Transmigrate as a Cross-Dressing Beauty and Trade Barbs with Shuten Doji [Crossover] Grandmaster: Please Believe in the Savior's Power to Save the World, Thank You! Forced into a Love Triangle Every Day [Western Crossover] After Transmigrating, I Got Four Superhero Boyfriends Theme: