The Sect Master Says She's Cold and Aloof

I'm writing a short, sweet story to change up my gloomy writing style and let loose a little. (Don't mind the blurb format.)

Cult Leader: I'm so aloof.

Thump, down he goes.

The Cult Leader bravely gets back up: I'm really so aloof.

Thump, down he goes again.

The Cult Leader can't get back up: QAQQQQ…

Cult Members: Yep, yep, yep! Our Cult Leader is the aloofest under heaven!

Mysterious Maid X Fake Cult Leader. A story that's just an outline, really, an outline.

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