Lord Laozi of Heaven doesn't think he's all that old. In fact, he thinks he's quite handsome.
When people talk about being first among all the immortals, above and below Heaven, the most handsome man in the world, they're talking about him.
For 3,120,000 years, seven months, and eight days running, the Grand Supreme Elder Lord had held the title of Heaven's Most Handsome Man. He could have continued living his peaceful life, refining pills, attending banquets, playing chess with Taibai Jinxing, and waking up each morning to the sight of his own handsome face.
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That was until 3,120,000 years, seven months, and nine days into his life, when he joined the latest craze sweeping through the heavenly court and acquired a baby qilin. From that day on, and every day thereafter, he completely ruined his image.
Because from then on, Lord Laozi was stuck on the one-way road to becoming a poop-scooping servant...
Behind every baby qilin in the heavenly court, yowling and showing off, stirring up trouble and picking fights, is a servant following along to clean up the mess, apologize, lose face, and silently weep inside.
You dare kick my alchemy furnace? I'll stew you!
Oh, my poor baby, how did you burn your foot? It's all the furnace's fault. My heart aches for you!
The author just wants to be cute~~
CP: The once-rich-and-handsome, now-miserable poop-scooping servant Lord Laozi X A silly baby qilin who's always on the verge of being stewed
Warnings:
1. Probably not much of a major plot.
2. Probably won't be very long.
3. The POV alternates between the top and the bottom.
