Reborn at the moment she broke up with her third boyfriend, Zhang Yi looked at her ex with a faint trace of... sympathy, now that she knew the truth.
Her ex: "Let's break up!"
Zhang Yi: "Oh, okay."
Her ex, puzzled: "Aren't you going to ask why?"
Zhang Yi, full of pity: "No need. I know you can't perform."
Her ex: Σ( °△°|||)︴
Yes, the truth was that absurd. All three of her ex-boyfriends had the same problem: they couldn't perform. And they could only do it when they were with her.
But after they broke up, her ex discovered that his problem had gotten worse. Before, it had only affected him with Zhang Yi. After the breakup, it affected him with everyone.
Her ex stormed over: "Zhang Yi, what did you do to me?"
Zhang Yi rolled her eyes. "So you're all bark and no bite. How is that my fault?"
