Believe Me, I'm Really a Cold-Blooded Killer

* A silly, ridiculous story that goes completely off the rails. Not serious in the least.

Li Fangyuan is a cold-blooded, merciless assassin. Her skills are mediocre at best, and after two years in the business, she's still a nobody who makes a living taking cheap contracts. But none of that matters. What matters is that she's cold-blooded and merciless.

Forced by circumstances, she joins a wealthy assassin organization that covers food and lodging.

The organization's leader, Fang Wenshui, is rich, handsome, ruthless, and ambitious. He plans to kill every prestigious orthodox sect.

Li Fangyuan: +10086!!!

Her fellow assassins are puzzled: He wants to go against the whole world just to avenge a woman. What are you doing it for?

Li Fangyuan: To avenge myself!!!

Later, Li Fangyuan discovers that she and her boss share not only the same ambition, but the same reason for it.

From the male lead's perspective:

When Fang Wenshui was young, he accompanied his father on a visit to the Dacheng Sword Sect. They happened to arrive as the major martial arts sects were burning a female demon alive. On the mountaintop, beneath the vast sky, that woman stood straight despite her injuries, dressed in blue. Amid the curling smoke, she casually uttered her final words: "Your ancestral graves must have exploded."

Years later, he could no longer remember the woman's face, but those words were etched deep in his mind.

"She once stood atop a mountain, looking down on a pack of wolves. How could I settle for a muddy valley?"

"I'll throw this martial world into chaos and kill every one of those so-called prestigious orthodox sects."

Note:

1. This is, in all seriousness, a ridiculous comedy.

2. The female lead is reborn with her memories intact. In her previous life, she was nine years older than the male lead. After being reborn, the male lead is nine years older than her.

3. The female lead has the ability to control poisonous insects.

Coming next: After Slaying My Traitorous Disciple

Qi Yu, the second elder of the Tiangui Sect, is both beautiful and powerful, and is famous for fiercely protecting her disciples. Anyone who dares lay a finger on even one of her three disciples, no matter what kind of immortal they are, will find her charging over to crack their skull open.

She considers herself a competent master, guiding her three little ones onto the righteous path and helping them rise to the heights of the cultivation world. Just as she's preparing to retire after a job well done, her youngest disciple suddenly turns evil, allies with the demonic path, slaughters his fellow disciples, takes the throne as Demon Lord, and sets out to unite the Three Realms.

Qi Yu never imagined that the disciple she once cherished most would one day turn his sword against her.

After slaying her traitorous disciple, she takes her eldest and second disciples and goes off to wander the world in seclusion.

One day, they come across a child on the road who looks exactly like her traitorous disciple did as a boy. Furious, Qi Yu grabs the child and gives him a good beating. From then on, the child sticks to her like glue.

The traitorous disciple: Master doesn't know I've been reborn, much less that I deliberately waited for her on that road.

Note: Only the male lead is reborn, and the timeline still moves forward.

All you lovely angels, please add this to your favorites and save a poor child!

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