All the Goofballs in the Universe

A collection of sweet, cute stories with the top as the main character. Please add to your reading list: [Quick Transmigration] Saving the World Starts with Defeating the White Lotus My Rabbit Pairing: Fu Lisu x Nannan (handsome, elite veterinarian top x seductive pet rabbit bottom) Fu Lisu loved animals but never had time to look after them, so he got an easy-to-care-for dwarf rabbit. Following the principle of doing what's best for the rabbit, Fu Lisu personally got it neutered as soon as it was out of its baby-rabbit stage. But... one day, the rabbit suddenly turned into a handsome man... One Is Really Tired Pairing: Qi Minglü x Hua Yin (paper-character, straight-laced and rebellious top x paper-character, double-switch backup top) Since most authors who are fond of their bottoms are too lazy to spend any effort on the tops no one cares about, top characters have become painfully one-dimensional. Qi Minglü, a textbook top, was worked to the bone by his ever-increasing workload, so he couldn't enjoy the retirement benefits that other paper characters got. So Qi Minglü rebelled. If the author wouldn't let him have a good life, then he wouldn't let the author's story have a good life! Alpha Isn't All-Powerful Pairing: Wen Bai x Chen Jinghuan (fake puppy, actually an icy Alpha top x fake CEO, actually a sweet and adorable Alpha bottom) Wen Bai was such a clean freak that he always used a stall to relieve himself. Before he could even pull open the stall door, a tall, slender person crashed into his arms. Watching the other person retch in such a sorry state, Wen Bai, who was allergic to Omega pheromones, frowned in disgust and backed away three meters. "Morning sickness?" Chen Jinghuan, burning with fever and having an allergic reaction: "..." "I'm an Alpha. Don't believe me? Take a bite." He pulled his collar aside to expose the back of his neck. "Tsk..." Wen Bai crossed his arms and clicked his tongue. "An Alpha this wimpy counts as a rare breed?" Chen Jinghuan: "..." Professional Boyfriend Pairing: Yun Jie x Dangui Jun (money-grubbing, straightforward, handsome-obsessed straight top x short-tempered, handsome-obsessed CEO Jade Rabbit bottom) Yun Jie: "I bound myself to a System to make some money, became an immortal's boyfriend, and helped Chang'e pound medicine on the side. I'm exhausted. Life's hard, so Jie Jie sighs." Jie Jie loves hoarding money as much as a hamster loves hoarding food. There's no rhyme or reason to it. Innate Genes Cannot Be Reversed Pairing: Chu Yu x Fan Chuiyu (handsome, top-student school heartthrob, roguish top x handsome, top-student school heartthrob, insecure bottom) They were both school heartthrobs and both top students. Why was the difference between them so huge? Chu Yu ran into Fan Chuiyu in the shower and laughed. "What an adorable little bug!" The Hard Life of Being a Top Pairing: Teng Jingchen x Momo (top who erupts after staying quiet x warmhearted stray-dog bottom) Wherever there is oppression, there is resistance. When the bottom's ruthless Big Boss Su announced that Teng Jingchen still wasn't on the list for this cycle, and threatened him for the 9,102nd time that he would be erased if he couldn't complete the mission perfectly, Teng Jingchen finally snapped and shot back, "Why?! Why do I have to get up earlier than a chicken and go to bed later than a cow? Why do I have to do the work of a housekeeping company and even pay the bottom out of my own pocket, only to be erased?!" Big Boss Su answered as if it were obvious: "Because you're the top!" Fury rose in Teng Jingchen's heart, and wickedness stirred in his guts. He sneered. 'You really think that after being a doormat 2,019 times, I'm still afraid of dying? I've had enough!!! If I'm going to die, I'll take a few small worlds down with me!' A few worlds later, Big Boss Su, who had only been threatening Teng Jingchen and had no power to erase him, was dumbfounded. "Don't do this..." Teng Jingchen, with an icy expression: "If you can do it, stop talking and do it. If you can't kill me, hurry up and send me to the next world!" A friendly reminder: This story focuses on tops~ Spoiler warning: The author notes at the start of each story's first chapter. Update reminder: Complete. Theme: I say one, two, three, and you laugh.