My Magical Artifact Can't Possibly Be That Timid

The Azure Cloud Sword tries to absorb him and gets chipped. A monster bites him and breaks its teeth. Magical artifacts malfunction as soon as they encounter him.

Everyone huddles together, trembling: "Th-this guy is terrifying!"

Gu Xingzhen's bizarre constitution fills Tang Bugu with delight. He grabs him at once: "Friend, want to cultivate immortality?"

Gu Xingzhen: "..."

Tianyi School of Immortal Cultivation Technology is a nationally renowned academy with a history spanning three thousand years. It's the 985 and 211 of the cultivation world, offering popular majors such as sword cultivation, formations, divination, and alchemy. With beautiful grounds, small classes, and guidance from renowned teachers, plus a dining hall serving all three realms and dorms with heating and air conditioning, we make your cultivation life comfortable and cozy!

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Original title: The Immortal Cultivation Technology Academy

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