I Woke from a Nap and Turned into Five

One morning, Immortal Lord Qin Ranyi wakes up to discover that he is pregnant with the Demon Lord's child. The shock splits his soul, creating four clones. Here's the problem: he needs to reunite his soul to give birth to the child. Giving birth is painful, but so is being pregnant. Better to get the pain over with, so Qin Ranyi decides to persuade his soul fragments to come back. But... the fragments do NOT want to come back! [Soul Fragment One | Gentle, Scheming, Pill Refining Addict] Medicine Immortal: I'm refining pills. Whatever it is, you'll have to wait. [Soul Fragment Two | Aloof, Otherworldly, Cultivation Addict] Sword Immortal: I won't return until I attain the Great Dao. [Soul Fragment Three | Lazy, Flirtatious, Alcohol Addict] Wine Immortal: I spend every day drinking and flirting with beauties. I'd have to be an idiot to go back. [Soul Fragment Four | Sweet, Adorable, Airheaded] Demon Immortal: I'm happy to go back! But it doesn't seem to help... Demon Lord: My wife has turned into five people, but I don't like the other four. What do I do? _(:з"∠)_ Soul Fragments: Thanks, we don't like you either. If you dare bully Ranyi, we'll tear you apart! Qin Ranyi:… Theme: