The Goddess Is So Stunning, She Conquers All Three Realms

Yao Yao's Reborn life couldn't have started worse. She was reborn just as she'd lost both her parents, become paralyzed from the waist down, grown terribly obese, and settled into the life of a lazy good-for-nothing who just wanted to eat and wait to die. Unexpectedly, she accidentally downloaded an app for making friends across the Three Realms, and her chance to turn her life around arrived! *Every god, demon, monster, and ghost in the Three Realms wants to be my friend* The gods: We've never seen such a delicate mortal, one who looks so easy to push over! *What do I do after accidentally becoming the Three Realms' lucky mascot?* The gods: Looking after the fragile and sweet is every god's duty. God of Heartbreak, Somewhere in the World: Mortals are so delicate. Here's a [smiling, die-in-two-steps] pill to improve your constitution! Shennong, are you sure I won't drop dead as soon as I swallow it? The Great Sage Arrives: You're a total weakling. I'll give you three of my hairs to protect you! Tell me, where do you want them? Hey, what do you mean, where do you want them? Matchmaker Sends Kisses: Your fate is cursed with the Star of Solitude. This old man will give you a love from a past life! Your destined one is handsome and refined, with profound cultivation. He'll come to you riding a multicolored cloud... Wait, can I refuse? Matchmaker Sends Kisses: Too late... At this hour, he's probably already at your door, offering himself as your pillowmate. [Next story] → She Flirts and Runs [Reborn] A noble young man of the capital, a rare breed among CEOs. Everyone says Shen Jiayan is a flower on a lofty peak, fit only to be admired from afar. The final item on Tang Ke's bucket list is To take Shen Jiayan to bed and have a romance she can run away from after flirting with him. Unfortunately, her plan gets off to a bad start. She hasn't even touched his hand, let alone gotten through the door of the CEO's office. Until... she starts having indescribably erotic dreams at night. She wakes up flushed and embarrassed. Blurb Two: Shen Jiayan had lived a life of abstinence for twenty-eight years. He never imagined that one day a spirited young woman would show up in front of him holding a hungry little boy and say, "You might not believe this, but he's your son. Your biological son." He furrows his brow. Is this a scam? Then his whole body stiffens as he suddenly remembers the restless, wanton dreams he's had night after night... Heh. I've finally caught the little minx who sneaks into my room every night! Please note before reading: 1. This is an imagination-driven story. Don't read too deeply into the various settings. It's all made up by the author, who's letting her imagination run wild. 2. Content warning: A small portion of the story includes male-male scenes (not a pairing). If you absolutely can't accept that, please leave now to avoid hitting a landmine. 3. Please don't check my ranking. Thank you. Theme: