I Found a Cat and Became a Billionaire [Transmigration]

CP: A deceptively harmless, sharp-witted, easygoing bottom × a tyrannical emperor who is cruel in public, doting and jealous in private Tang Ruyu, a food blogger by sideline, transmigrated to ancient times. The food here was crude, and he was afflicted with all sorts of strange ailments: his hair fell out in autumn, he smelled so strongly in summer that he could suffocate mosquitoes, and he was always talking to thin air. His father didn't care for him, his mother didn't love him, and his relatives treated him like a freak. The only one he had was a kitten he had found on the mountain. At first, the kitten was covered in blood and on the verge of death, ferocious and snarling at him with sharp claws bared. Later, his tavern became famous across the land, but the kitten disappeared. Tang Ruyu didn't know that on the day he found the kitten, nine bolts of heavenly lightning had struck from a clear sky to destroy an evil spirit... Not long afterward, a new emperor ascended the throne. He was the prince whose fate had marked him as an evil spirit. Under the tyrant's rule, the people were outraged! [Shui Xuancheng's Tyrant Diary] Day One: I wanted to kill someone. I was afraid the empress would be frightened, so I gave up. Day Two: The empress hasn't come back. I miss him so much I'm going mad, but I have to keep my composure. Day ...: Prepare the carriage! I'm going to fetch the empress. One day, in front of the tavern famous throughout the land, the tyrant grabbed the young owner's chin. Those who envied the tavern's success secretly rejoiced, waiting to see what would become of the young owner. Tang Ruyu: ...Little one? Shui Xuancheng, aggrieved: Empress, won't you come home with me? The jealous onlookers: ?! Shui Xuancheng knew that everyone feared him, hated him, and wanted him dead. But Tang Ruyu wasn't afraid. Not only that, he even dared to rub Shui Xuancheng's soft white belly... Only in front of Tang Ruyu would he let his fluffy ears show, twitching them without realizing it. 1. One-on-one romance, bottom's perspective, with food, adorable creatures, and plenty of sweetness! 2. An alternate history, written with complete abandon and a mountain of liberties. 3. Please add this to your collection! Please, please, please! Don't you want an author who acts cute, writes extra chapters, and knows how to coax you? (Blinks furiously) [Next Historical Danmei] Book Transmigration: Everyone in the Cultivation World Owes Me Money: Have I Become the Most Popular Person in the Three Realms? Please add it to your collection~ (Blurb to be revised) -- "Friend, do you want to get rich? Do you want to reach the pinnacle of life and marry a rich, beautiful woman? Come on in! The Poor God System is at your service!" Lu Qingya: No thanks. System: Ding! Binding successful! Lu Qingya: ... Later, the opening motivational pitch of this shameless System changed to: -- "Friend, do you want to reach the pinnacle of life and marry the mighty and extraordinary Demon Lord on the other side of the mountain?" Lu Qingya: No!! System: Ding! The Host has raised no objection. A Demon Lord is now being assigned to you. Lu Qingya: … CP: A perpetually unlucky, laid-back fake cannon fodder bottom × a Demon Lord who is cold in public and childish in private Also known as: My Special Bankruptcy Skills, After I Bankrupted the Villain, He Fell in Love with Me, Farming the Villain's Land So He Has None Left to Farm, Building Socialism in the World of Demonic Cultivators [Completed Historical Danmei] General, There's a Demon! (Reborn): Demon-Hunter Bottom × General Top [Blurb edited on 2020/03/11] Theme: Live life to the fullest, eat the best food, make the most money, and raise the fiercest cat!