Fu Hezhang and Luo Guangxu were joined in a business marriage. They wed by contract and treated each other with courtesy, never crossing the line.
Until one day, Luo Guangxu hit his head and, clutching a quilt, climbed into Fu Hezhang's bed with tears in his eyes.
He gazed at Fu Hezhang expectantly. "Honey, can you eat me up today?"
"I'm sweet and soft, and I've got lots of juice."
Fu Hezhang's gaze darkened. He stared at him for a long while, then pulled him into his arms and kissed the corner of his mouth, taking advantage of the situation.
A while later.
Luo Guangxu panted, his lips rosy and his eyes sparkling. "Am I very sweet?"
Fu Hezhang savored the memory with a serious expression. "Mm, very sweet."
Luo Guangxu: "I really am the finest honey peach!"
Turns out his wife hadn't just lost his memory. He'd also hit his head hard enough to scramble his brains.
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Fu Hezhang went to the office for a meeting.
Luo Guangxu looped his arms around his neck. "I'm your little kitty. I want to ride on Big Brother's shoulders when we go out."
Fu Hezhang went to shower.
Luo Guangxu ran in. "Your body wash has come to life! Hurry, let me rub it all over your body!"
"So, have President Fu and his wife gotten divorced today?"
"No. Their fake marriage turned real, and they're getting ready to have two kids in three years."
"His wife can get pregnant?"
"Lately, he imagines he's a lop-eared rabbit and says he wants the president to give him a whole litter of bunnies."
Sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet.
Steady, domineering CEO x beautiful, gentle darling.
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