Guide to Wiping Out the Elves [Quick Transmigration System]

Du Mo, who disguises himself as a homebody while working as an influencer and livestreamer, is suddenly forced into a survival journey one day. If he doesn't complete his mission, he'll die. Thrust into a strange and dangerous new world, Du Mo pushes up his glasses, calmly observes the malicious elf System, and sets out to escape it...

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Surveying and scouting, camping in the wild, starting fires by rubbing sticks together, locating water sources...

Joining forces, waiting for the right moment to act, passing along intelligence...

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Unaware of the "someone's" scheme, the elf System keeps giggling behind its hand as it watches "homebody" Du Mo "struggle to survive." It chirps cheerfully: That guy livestreamed again today! His follower count went up again!~ Nice~ His power's growing agai... Ahem, it's not getting stronger!~ I'm the cutest!~

# Ding! Follower count increasing... #

# Ding! Power being acquired... #

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Also known as: [The Brutal True Story of a Foolish Elf System Picking a Fake-Foolish Human] and [Mom! Aren't humans all supposed to be stupid? Aren't they all supposed to die?!]

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Also known as: [Don't Let This Scheming Plot Fool You, It's Actually a Sweet Treat!~ ~(^▽^)/~] [Quick Transmigration: Du Mo] [I Met You, All Alone] [I Met You When the Gasoline Was Running Out] [I Met You at the End of the Lonely Desert]

Tags: Quick Transmigration, Made for Each Other, Livestreaming, Sweet Romance, Strong Leads

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His name was Du Mo, and he was so lonely that all he had left was indifference.

At his loneliest, he met you, the loneliest person of all.

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End-stage loneliness patient Du Mo: cold on the outside, lonely within, a fake normal person.

End-stage loneliness patient ???: mysterious on the outside, lonely within, a fake normal person.

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Adorable two-head-tall mini skit:

Little Belly: Hey, are you dead yet?

???: ...Almost. Save me. (Pretending to be weak.)

Little Belly: Oh. Bye.

Little Belly turns to leave, but someone tugs his sleeve. Little Belly looks at the question mark above his head: "?"

???: I'm still breathing. I'm not dead.

Little Belly kicks him: Now you're not breathing.

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Cute alternate titles: [Little Belly's Struggle to Survive~] [Little Belly's Hungry Today and Wants to Eat!~] [I Tripped Over a Loyal-Dog Top While Trying to Survive, So I Kicked Him Twice]

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The cute and sweet blurb: Du Mo is doted on by a mysterious person marked "???" and goes through an adorable transformation, his happiness steadily rising as he gets so spoiled that he wears a (≧▽≦) expression~

(*≧ω≦) Sweet 1v1 romance, unwavering for a thousand years~ So sweet it's embarrassing to watch~ Just look at the author's previous style and you'll know it's trustworthy! Don't hesitate, jump right in! The author won't abandon the story~ I've already written more than three novels over one million words long!~

Theme: Perseverance