My mom says I'm a she-devil, the kind who's been a headache for everyone since I was little. I started stealing other kids' apples in kindergarten, became the schoolyard bully in elementary school, and by middle school I was a notorious queen bee. I'm the infamous Sun Haohao, with a fearsome reputation and a long list of exploits, known for hundreds of miles around, feared by all, and guilty of every bad deed under the sun!
One day, I transmigrated, and even turned into Sun Wukong. Talk about not knowing until you see it, then getting the shock of your life. This neither-man-nor-woman, neither-human-nor-demon look of mine is completely at odds with the harmonious society emphasized by the Seventeenth Party Congress! Damn it, this is too much! Even a joke has its limits, right? Other people transmigrate and become handsome men or beautiful women, but I turn into a monkey.
Since things have already come to this, I might as well turn this place upside down! Let's see who has more fun, Heaven or me!
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My new story. I hope everyone will support it instead of lurking!
A badass life needs no explanation, and a twisted nature needs no concealment.
Xiu Meixuan is a thirty-four-year-old divorcee. Other people fall apart after getting divorced, but her life only gets more glamorous. She has a boyfriend ten years younger than her, but unfortunately he's gay. She has a lover who adores her, but unfortunately he's married.
Her young gay boyfriend says, “For you, I could become a normal man.”
Xiu Meixuan replies, “I don't like having my chrysanthemum ravaged!”
Her lover's wife comes to see her and says, “Please leave him.”
Xiu Meixuan replies, “Your man has already changed his heart. What good will coming to me do? The smart thing is to hold on to his money.”
A friend sobs, and Xiu Meixuan snaps, “Three-legged pigs are hard to find, but three-legged men are everywhere!”
Her friend asks, “Don't they have two legs?”
Xiu Meixuan replies, “Those with two legs are eunuchs!”
Her friend: “...”
The publication I've been eagerly waiting for is finally here. Sorry to have kept you waiting! I'm getting ready to start writing again. You can buy it at the following link:
http://www.amazon.cn/mn/detailApp/ref=sr_1_1?_encoding=UTF8&s=books&qid=1257390780&asin=B002UXQ1O4&sr=1-1
New story: Who Stole My Love?
I love you, love you with all my might, battling through thorns and crossing mountains. When I reach the summit and search everywhere for you, you're at the foot of the mountain. I can't make out your face or see into your heart, because my eyes are full of tears...
Theme:
Tomato, watermelon, sesame, rabbit, you really have a talent for naming names~
Ah hahaha~
It makes me laugh so hard, come on! Later updates~ I'm always looking forward to the extras and extra meals~
… You're deceiving people…the world is already in chaos
You have gone too far, Tu Da, by using this chapter to fool us! This is called money fraud! The first third is the word count, and the H is omitted in the middle. The odd H~~~~ I only explained a little bit in the end. Cheating money is immoral
Vomit? Sofa? ? By the way, how long is your extra?
Well, that's how it should be, HE is so stupid, calling H
On the ground~~~~Why is there no H~~~I want an H! ! !
Make up points, make up points, it's rare to have an extra episode!
It's anticlimactic, it's anticlimactic. . .
What do you mean?
Did they really meet in the end or was it just a fantasy that they met?
My golden cicada 555~
Rabbit! Come back and explain to me clearly. I am heartbroken. Nezha died like this, and Jin Chanzi also died like this. Although they all returned to their original positions in the end, they were not together!
We are not together in reality, so I am dissatisfied! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
So satisfied Alas It's so cool to watch
Tomato, watermelon, sesame, rabbit, you really have a talent for naming names~ Ah hahaha~ It makes me laugh so hard, come on! Later updates~ I'm always looking forward to the extras and extra meals~
… You're deceiving people…the world is already in chaos
You have gone too far, Tu Da, by using this chapter to fool us! This is called money fraud! The first third is the word count, and the H is omitted in the middle. The odd H~~~~ I only explained a little bit in the end. Cheating money is immoral
Vomit? Sofa? ? By the way, how long is your extra?
Well, that's how it should be, HE is so stupid, calling H
On the ground~~~~Why is there no H~~~I want an H! ! !
Make up points, make up points, it's rare to have an extra episode!
It's anticlimactic, it's anticlimactic. . .
What do you mean? Did they really meet in the end or was it just a fantasy that they met? My golden cicada 555~ Rabbit! Come back and explain to me clearly. I am heartbroken. Nezha died like this, and Jin Chanzi also died like this. Although they all returned to their original positions in the end, they were not together! We are not together in reality, so I am dissatisfied! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !