As an obscure member of a girl group with over a hundred members, Yu Zhitong earns so little she can barely support herself.
To make ends meet, she starts streaming Honor of Kings in a certain livestreaming channel every day.
One time, while using a smurf account to carry a terrible team to the next rank, she happens to meet Lu Xiangran, who's also using a smurf account.
In public:
Lu Xiangran: Play safe and farm. Don't get cocky.
In private:
Lu Xiangran: Wifey, did I play well~ Was I awesome~ Ranran loves you the most~ Mwah (? ???ω??? ?);
Yu Zhitong: ...Get lost! A cute girl with a guy's heart x A guy with a girl's heart
New novel coming soon: The Tormented Heroine Has a Personality Split Every Day
After suddenly dropping dead, Yan Rubai is transported into a brainless angst novel, only to be told by the System that, as the heroine, she has to complete all the major plot points.
But after getting spoilers about idiotic scenes like being hung from a ceiling fan for three days or sent to Antarctica over a minor disagreement, Yan Rubai hurriedly clutches her kidneys.
Forced into the role of a deeply devoted lover, Yan Rubai has no choice but to act like a different person every day to protect her kidneys.
After unexpectedly witnessing Yan Rubai's multiple personalities in action, Shen Shi finally understands why his kidneys keep hurting.
Yan Rubai gets shoved and bangs her lower back, and Shen Shi's lower back turns red.
Yan Rubai drops to her knees, and Shen Shi feels like an arrow has pierced his knee.
Shen Shi says bitterly, "I'll help! I'll help you, okay?!"
Shen Shi thinks that once the villains are dealt with, his miserable life will finally be over. But he doesn't realize the biggest trial is still ahead.
At last, Yan Rubai gets pregnant, giving him ten months without menstrual cramps. But ten months later...
The nurse asks Shen Shi, who's standing outside the delivery room, pale and drenched in cold sweat, "Sir, what's wrong?"
Shen Shi grits his teeth. "I'm having contractions!"
Theme:
I can't accept the author's view of the game. To match, you don't have to practice heroes. Shouldn't the assistants explore their horizons? He talks about things when they don't agree with each other, and his condescending attitude is disgusting.
No, I feel like whenever I play support, my teammates will be tricked to death. Especially when playing Cai Wenji, diamond teammates always think that he can jump over the tower... It is too difficult for the support to score points, so it is more fun to use the output position. If you want to play auxiliary, you can only call your friends to play together, woo woo woo
Damn, why is Wen so cold?
Author, would you like to try changing the copy? The copywriting is so densely packed with words that it gives me a headache.
Can the author take a look at the previous chapter before revising it? The previous chapter "Little wet nurse plays with Sun Shangxiang" directly stuns with the second skill, and also uses the skill to replenish blood? ? ? ?
Meow meow meow? ? ? So sudden?
Where did the bird come from, Miss? The author has really played King of Kings?
Where did Sun Shangxiang get the bird? ? ?
Will the person matched with King of Glory be inferior in strength or consciousness?
As a humble boy who has been wandering around the strongest king for five seasons, he has lost interest in the king. The last glory was hard to come by.
I can't accept the author's view of the game. To match, you don't have to practice heroes. Shouldn't the assistants explore their horizons? He talks about things when they don't agree with each other, and his condescending attitude is disgusting.
No, I feel like whenever I play support, my teammates will be tricked to death. Especially when playing Cai Wenji, diamond teammates always think that he can jump over the tower... It is too difficult for the support to score points, so it is more fun to use the output position. If you want to play auxiliary, you can only call your friends to play together, woo woo woo
Damn, why is Wen so cold?
Author, would you like to try changing the copy? The copywriting is so densely packed with words that it gives me a headache.
Can the author take a look at the previous chapter before revising it? The previous chapter "Little wet nurse plays with Sun Shangxiang" directly stuns with the second skill, and also uses the skill to replenish blood? ? ? ?
Meow meow meow? ? ? So sudden?
Where did the bird come from, Miss? The author has really played King of Kings?
Where did Sun Shangxiang get the bird? ? ?
Will the person matched with King of Glory be inferior in strength or consciousness?
As a humble boy who has been wandering around the strongest king for five seasons, he has lost interest in the king. The last glory was hard to come by.