[Harry Potter] Reading A Joke with Mary Sue

Light Screen (Tablet): “All you have to do is read, and you can get out of here. This book guarantees it won't disappoint you.”

Hermione: “Read?”

Snape: “Don't waste time. Read.”

Harry: “Hmm, "Joking Around with Mary Sue"...”

Ron: “Wait, who's Mary Sue? Why are we joking around with her?”

Lupin: “Lily had a friend named Mary.”

Sirius: “But her surname wasn't Sue.”

McGonagall: “And who is ‘just here to make up the numbers’?”

Luna: “Ah, /a//Chinese/ specialty...”

The Twins: “This story sounds like a lot of fun!”

Dumbledore: “Why don't we keep reading?”

Grindelwald: “I can't see what's so interesting about this.”

(Attached seating chart)

…AD

...MM…LP

.SS…SB

.RW…HP

..HG…LL

...GW… .FW

… GG

[The characters belong to Rowling. The “just here to make up the numbers” bit is used with permission, and the original “joking around” bit belongs to her. The first person to write a reading reaction fic was lemon, so you could say that genre belongs to her. Only the OOC and wild ideas are mine. Hope you enjoy!]