You're Such a Pain, Male God [Interstellar]

Yan An is an ordinary person: average grades, B-rank mental strength, and a physical fitness test he barely passed. At the Military University in the capital, crowded with the strongest students, he is the most unremarkable sort. His only hobby is sneaking into the library late at night to find books and read them under an alternate account. Until one day, the school's universally recognized top student and heartthrob suddenly says to him, "Hey, your scores on the simulation tests don't match your abilities, do they?" Oops. His secret was discovered. Qin Xuan: "Junior, why do you scrape by with passing marks on every exam?" Yan An: "The stubborn pride of a hopeless student." Qin Xuan: "Then how have you managed to stay at B rank in mecha training tests all these years?" Yan An: "I slack off during training, so I never improve." Qin Xuan: "But the driving test you just took was SSS-rank difficulty." Yan An: "..." Qin Xuan: "By the way, the practice questions you're working on now are for second-year graduate students." Yan An: "..." Qin Xuan: "Then say you like me, and I won't tell anyone." Yan An: "Senior, you're really annoying." Sentinel top, Guide bottom. My personal worldbuilding takes precedence over everything, so don't worry if you don't understand it. The professional character-wrecking heartthrob senior is the top; the bottom is two-faced, loves using alternate accounts, and keeps his true self hidden. Unless something unexpected happens, this novel will go premium on October 6. A triple-length chapter will be released that day. I'm truly grateful for everyone's support and well wishes! I'm a beginner, so the plot and structure may have plenty of logic holes. Please go easy on me, dears. And to all the big-name authors out there, please don't put me on your ranking lists. Thank you. This novel has a 36-hour anti-piracy delay, with a 70% purchase threshold. In other words, readers whose purchase rate for premium chapters is below 50% will have to wait 24 hours before they can read them. Writing isn't easy, and piracy is rampant. I've been saying for years that readers should support original work, but nothing has changed, so I have no choice but to resort to this. I hope you understand, dears! I'm feeling much better now, thank you all. But I don't know how to wrap up the story, and I've completely lost my train of thought. Please give me some time to sort things out. Thank you. May 4 note. Link to my next novel~