[Sword of the Third Young Master + Ultimate Three Kingdoms 2017] Am I Seriously Going to the Heavens?!

Shang Tian is slacking off during a major battle while watching The Ultimate Three Kingdoms 2017 when she's struck by lightning and transmigrates! As a bonus, she gets bound to the adorable Ultimate Jian San System. From then on, Shang Tian follows the path of "complete quests + fight monsters = gain experience = level up [and maybe find a soulmate?], reach level 90 = go home." When all the handsome and beautiful heroes turn into pixelated faces, Shang Tian can only say, "My eyes! This is so painful to look at!" (╯°Д°)╯︵┻━┻ Reader's guide: 1. If you find any bugs, feel free to point them out, but please don't use abusive language. ←_← 2. Some parts of this story may not match the established rules of Jian San. If that bothers you, just think of it as an alternate-universe story that borrows the Jian San System. Enjoy the story and don't sweat the details, okay? OWO 3. If you don't like it, you can leave. Please don't attack me personally. /(ㄒoㄒ)/~~ 4. Even I can't figure out what genre this story is. (*/ω\*) 5. There are tons of emoticons in this story. Even if that bothers you, I'm not changing them. 2333333 6. As for the couple, it's Zhao Yun, oppa︿(￣︶￣)︿…probably… 7. The logic is dead.