★ Please add my new novel Dog Eat Dog to your library. ●v●
Blurb 1:
When an arrogant tsundere meets a secretly flirtatious type, life is endless fun. They definitely get lucky every day. (*????`*)
The secretly flirtatious type is a refined lady in public and a randy little dog at home. (???)
And yet, he falls for an arrogant tsundere with a sexual cleanliness obsession. This is practically a recipe for driving him to his grave.
Blurb 2:
Gu Ta is a 170-centimeter short-legged top who drinks milk every day, hoping to grow taller.
At last, hard work pays off. The little shorty shoots up and becomes a bona fide top.
Some people are born to make a living off their looks.
Even though Yan Zuoyou was the one in the wrong, and even though Gu Ta was so furious that his liver trembled and his face turned green,
that person still showed no sign of admitting fault, acting as arrogant and domineering as ever. After doing something wrong, he even had the nerve to show up, tilt his head up haughtily, pout, and ask for a hug.
Oh, look, the lovesick fool is at it again:
"You're so handsome."
But!!!
The lovesick fool can only hug the pretty boy in his arms. He absolutely can't take things any further, because his pretty boy has a sexual! cleanliness! obsession!
"Can I kiss you?"
"No."
"(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻"
Blurb 3:
Forum post: Original poster: What do you do when your wife is an absolute handful?
Not only do I have to support him, I have to buy him a whole pile of luxury designer brands. And the moment we disagree, he runs away from home.
Reply 1: If you have a wife like that, why aren't you divorcing him already? Waiting for New Year's?
Reply 2: He's like that because you spoil him. A few smacks should sort him out.
Reply 3: Buddy, take it from me. The sooner you divorce, the sooner you can relax.
That was until the original poster posted a photo of his wife.
The replies were unanimous: Original poster, if you don't want a wife like that, give him to me. I'll spoil him.
The original poster was on the verge of tears: I'm going off to haul bricks. Bye! 886?﹏?
This tsundere is different. He's humble to his very core.
A flashy, troublemaking, tsundere supermodel bottom x a black-bellied, secretly flirtatious younger top
1. The bottom is five years older than the top, but acts like a spoiled child around him.
2. Somewhat realistic.
3. All fictional! All fictional! All fictional!
Any similarities to magazine titles, brands, names, or places are purely coincidental.
4. This is just a story, written to make you smile.
As for the fashion, modeling, and entertainment industries, the author isn't part of any of them. Everything about how things work in the story is based on research online and the author's own imagination. If anything is inaccurate, please don't take it too seriously.
Theme:
The Whole World Wants to Possess Me
I Pretended to Be Crazy in a Horror World and Caught the Eye of a False Gentleman
Why Can't the School's Top Dog Have Your Back?
You Little Rascal
Flower of Bone-Eating Poison
I Hear This System Comes Standard with Eight-Pack Abs [Quick Transmigration]
Toward Evening
Black Butler: Never Leave Me
A Yi, the Campus Heartthrob
The Young Lady
A Collection of Short BL Stories
Smiling Eyes
The author's writing is very good, but I just can't stand it. I feel that the two of them are incompatible. Young Master Yan should be with Song Yin to be normal, so (*￣m￣) you should bring Baby Gu home? (??ω???) Aha!?!
The author's writing is very good, but I just can't stand it. I feel that the two of them are incompatible. Young Master Yan should be with Song Yin to be normal, so (*￣m￣) you should bring Baby Gu home? (??ω???) Aha!?
Song Yin wants to save face? Don't you want to lose face if you talk about it? Zhong Yi really does whatever she wants, and it feels like she is at the level of the Queen Mother. She still has to be accompanied by everyone to make unreasonable noises. Ugh~ Zhong Yi is really not mentally ill? I couldn't stand it anymore. I felt sick when I saw Zhong Yi, so I gave up the article... Goodbye author, thank you for your hard work~
Zhong Yi is really disgusting... It's really hard to understand that a normal mother would do something like this. Yan Zuo has his own preferences and choices. If Yan Zuo likes skirts, Zhong Yi's behavior is understandable. But Yan Zuo clearly doesn't like skirts, so she only designs skirts for him and forces him to wear them, and makes it known to everyone. ?? Excuse me? Is there something wrong with Zhong Yi? Yan Zuo is a boy!!! Moreover, every child should be an independent individual. What right does she have to dress up and speak as she pleases? Zhong Yi is really a crazy lady who does whatever she wants. Gee, I really can't understand that some of Yan Zuo's character flaws are largely due to Zhong Yi. Seeing Zhong Yi and his brother changing clothes and trying on clothes, and all the things that happened later... Wei Yan felt heartbroken. Having such a mother... Is so disgusting, Zhong Yi. Can such a person be a mother??? Unexpectedly, Zhong Yi was disgusted by the first book review...
Zhong Yi is really disgusting...
Only now did I realize that the names of the two protagonists combined are "Look around him"
Catching insects? The last sentence of this chapter should be Qiao Yu's, not Gu's.
I thought the male protagonist's name only had one character Gu… and then read his profile again?
This... Isn't sexual mysophobia, it's sexual allergy... Qwq I... Can't understand it well... It's different from what I thought... And then I was shocked to death...[Death]
!!!! It's locked!!!!