Yuan Yu thought that if he could just stay alive, even barely, that would be more than enough. But by chance, he met Lu Xizhi, a carefree, directionally challenged immortal.
Lu Xizhi: Hey, want something tasty?
Little Yuan Yu (blinking): Yes!
Lu Xizhi: Hey, want to be emperor?
Yuan Yu, not quite grown (seriously): Yes!
Lu Xizhi: Hey, do you want to...
Grown-up Yuan Yu (grinning slyly): Of course I do. You invited me, so how could I say no?
Lu Xizhi (shocked): I was only asking if you wanted to go shopping! Hey... go easy on me...
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