[Naruto] The Fourth Great Ninja War: A Full-Blown Family Drama

Sakura: Why does that Senju Butsuma guy get to be a man?! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻ Sasuke: … Sakura: And he's from my Uchiha Clan, too! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻ Sasuke: Heh. #You think I wanted to become an Uchiha!?# #Papa Butsuma is heartbroken about becoming an Uchiha# ×× Sakura: Madara Uchiha! Where are your clothes?! That's completely indecent! Madara: … Sakura: And what's with that face on your chest?! It's absolutely disgusting!! Hashirama: I-it's disgusting, quq Madara: Who do you think you are?! Sakura: Your dad! Uchiha Tajima! Madara: …@#￥@&%￥#!!?? #My dad turned into my mom# #When your dad turns into a girl younger than you# ×× And finally… Sasuke (pointing at Sakura): Hashirama, Tobirama, this is your new mother from now on. Sakura (furious): Butsuma Senju! Who the hell are you calling mother?! Sasuke (calmly): You. Sakura: Butsuma Senju, let's fight!! Sasuke: You're pregnant. You can't do strenuous exercise. Sakura: And whose fault do you think that is?! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻ Sasuke (calmly soothing her): Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, it's my fault. Madara: … Hashirama: … Tobirama: … ☆ Papa Tajima and Sakura both have birthdays on March 28, and then the folks in the group suddenly got an idea. ★ And so this story was born :) ☆ Who knows when I'll start writing it. ★ You all know which pairing it is, right? :)