[Gintama] A Dream with Gintoki Sakata

A modern college student transmigrates into the world of Gintama.

Wow! My dream guy!

The heroine, convinced she has God's-eye knowledge of the story, is brimming with ambition. She'll protect her dream guy from every possible harm!

Sakata Gintoki: ...

In all his years, he's never met anyone who acted so familiar despite only just meeting him.

Can't pay the rent? I'll cover it!

Strawberry milk chocolate parfait? Buy, buy, buy!

A fight? No problem, I can handle that too!

The hero, who has neither money nor power, starts to wonder:

Could this be that legendary case of a fool with money to burn?

Or... is she after something else?

The Yorozuya's boss feels a chill in his heart.

Could she be coveting my body?

To be fair, from a certain angle, you're not wrong...

But...

The plot comes charging in, and the heroine gets crushed without mercy.

What happened to my promised God's-eye view and protagonist halo?!

God/the plot: Heh.

You overestimate your brainpower.

Even so!

Our motto remains: We'll brave fire and water for our dream guy!

Gintoki: Aw, I'm so popular. I guess I'll take you in, reluctantly.

Heroine: Heh. Don't even think about getting into bed until you explain what the deal is with all those other women!

Gintoki: ...Looks like I accidentally flipped some weird switch.