“Auntie, why are your pupils vertical?”
“So I can see you better.”
“Auntie, why do you have such a long tail?”
“So I can play the game where I lift you up with my tail.”
“Auntie, why can you breathe fire?”
“So I can bake delicious little treats for you without Mommy Tsurumaru noticing.”
“Auntie...”
Never mind, I can’t think of any more excuses. OTZ
Reading notes
1. I give up. It’s been so long that I’ve completely lost my feel for this. Updates will be sporadic.
2. CP undecided.
Theme: People should keep growing and continually improve themselves.
The average life expectancy is only over 80 years old_(:з∠)_
What day is today? My grandma's collection of articles has been fraudulent. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Come on, your writing is great.
Hmm, I really like big articles. I have wanted to read this joke for a long time, but I have never had a QAQ.
I thought Mollier was really that cool
When will it be updated?
Morino? Morino is happy!?
It's great that Mollier can create a system!
Best Actor Taro [Applause]
Late stage Alzheimer's disease…nothing wrong