[My new story, I Can Hear the Aloof Hero’s Inner Thoughts, is now available. Welcome to read!]
Shen Wenxuan transmigrates as a male pregnancy-capable man, only to be married off to an idiot!
Everyone thinks he’s going to be crushed into the dirt from then on.
But he doesn’t give up. He sells mung bean cakes and glutinous rice rolls to earn his first pot of gold. His braised meat, smoked chicken, spicy mixed meat, and hot pot all become hits... Soon he’s living happily, making so much money his hands are practically going numb.
Shen Wenxuan had planned to wait until he was secure on his feet, then divorce his husband. He never expected his husband to treat him so well:
When they encounter a tiger, his husband fights it. When the weather is hot, he fans him. When it’s cold, he warms his bed. Even after becoming a prince, he still does everything Shen Wenxuan says.
His husband is strong enough to lift a cauldron, tough, and brave. He has been quietly building his strength for years, and people even mock him as the world’s number one henpecked husband.
When his husband has achieved success and fame, he appears before him in all his glory and takes his hand. “Come on, I’ll take you to see an even higher view!”
After a dizzying moment, the view really is broader.
Shen Wenxuan blushes and pounds him. “Put me down off your shoulders! This is so embarrassing!”
Sharp-tongued, beautiful, career-minded bottom VS immensely strong top who plays the fool to catch the tiger
Reading notes:
1. This is a lighthearted farming story, with absolutely no angst. The author is a doting mom, so read without worry.
2. This is a fictional setting. The era is only a point of reference, so please don’t nitpick the historical details. Merchants and their families aren’t barred from entering politics. See Lü Buwei and Fan Li.
3. Most of the food preparation methods in this story come from the internet or everyday life.
4. They marry first and fall in love later. Once the top is back to normal, it’ll be sweet, sweet, sweet.
Writing is hard. If you don’t like it, click the X, but please don’t attack me personally. I hope my story will make you feel good, both in body and mind!
My new story, I Can Hear the Aloof Hero’s Inner Thoughts, is now available.
Note: This is an irreverent wuxia story! I may revise it from time to time.
Jiang Youyu transmigrates into a book whose protagonist is an aloof hero. Then he discovers that he can see the hero’s inner thoughts.
All the people of the martial world know the hero as a man in white, so ethereal he seems ready to ascend to heaven. Wherever his sword goes, corpses litter the ground, yet not a drop of blood touches his clothes. He seems pure and aloof, beyond the mundane world.
But the first time Jiang Youyu washes his clothes, a speech bubble slowly appears above the hero’s head, showing his inner thoughts:
“This is my only outfit. I can’t let it get ruined in the wash. I’ll have to iron it afterward, too.”
The hero filter shattered.
The hero belongs to no sect, wanders wherever he pleases, and is as elusive as a dragon. Jiang Youyu would rather call it what it is: having no fixed place to live.
Jiang Youyu has to take care of all the hero’s meals: grilled fish, roasted rabbit, grilled pheasant, roasted snake, grilled frog... Most of it is gathered from nature, fresh and eco-friendly.
“Hero, when are we going out to eat?” Jiang Youyu asks cautiously.
Leng Yunyi rolls over on the hay but says nothing. Two big characters appear above his head: “No money.”
The hero’s inner thoughts have been discovered by his weakling sidekick, who has to pretend not to notice.
The martial world is full of danger, and life is unpredictable! A weakling and a show-off roam the martial world together, weathering storm after storm!
A broke, chattering, cheeky weakling sidekick VS a penniless hero who’s highly skilled at martial arts, loves showing off, and is a drama queen
There are some farming elements, as well as melodramatic plotlines. The protagonist may cross-dress or pretend to be sick and frail. This is a silly story, so please don’t approach it with the mindset you’d bring to a normal novel.
If you like it, please add it to your favorites!
[New story seeking advance readers: My Husband Thinks Every Broken Rock Is a Treasure]
Gu Mingyu transmigrates with a broken rock in his hand.
The original owner was once a dazzling top scorer in the imperial examinations.
Later, he was envied by others, falsely accused and dismissed from office, then died of depression.
As soon as Gu Mingyu arrives, someone shoves a man at him to bring him good luck through a wedding.
How could a place as bitterly cold as the northern frontier possibly have such a young, beautiful male pregnancy-capable man with a slim waist and long legs?
He must be a spy!
But this man is really capable and knows how to use his beauty to get his way. Before Gu Mingyu knows it, he’s fallen into his trap.
Gu Mingyu can turn stones into gold. One rock yields jade, another tourmaline, and he makes a fortune.
Just as he’s getting ready to settle down and enjoy a quiet life, this man actually wants to leave him?
No. He absolutely won’t let him go!
Coughing and crying, Gu Mingyu says, “I belong to you for the rest of my life. Wherever you go, I’ll follow! Here are the deeds to three shops and four houses. They’re all yours!”
Yan Yan is a famous fiery-tempered male pregnancy-capable man in the surrounding villages.
“So fierce. Who would marry him?”
“His pregnancy mark is so faint. No matter how beautiful he is, I wouldn’t want him!”
“He was kidnapped by bandits. Who knows what...”
Yan Yan chases away the gossips with a broom. “I, Yan Yan, will definitely marry the best man around!”
But to pay for his seriously ill mother’s treatment, he willingly marries a sickly man in a wedding meant to bring him good luck.
The sickly man can’t farm or hunt, and he can’t even chop firewood. He’s a complete good-for-nothing who does nothing but play with rocks all day.
Every day, Yan Yan has to care for the sickly man and figure out how to earn money to support the family.
Little by little, their life improves. Yan Yan wants a divorce, but who would have guessed the sickly man would start acting shamelessly?
The sickly man clings to his leg and coughs up blood as he says, “I don’t think I have much longer. I need you!”
A crafty, dramatic transmigrator top VS a fiery, capable local bottom
There’s stone gambling and delicious food.
If you like it, you can add it to your favorites on the author’s page~
Theme: Strive through adversity and never give up on yourself.
The new article "I Can See the Voice of the Cold Hero" has been published. Everyone is welcome to watch!
I hope you can write more extras
Sprinkle flowers??? Please give me more extras, madam, it's not enough!!!
Finished? Let's do some more extras
. We in the 21st century don't want to do this, it's not free at all. It would be great to have the freedom to do whatever you want with wealth. Being a queen is not easy at all.
He also brought someone back to spread dog food~~
I still like to suffer and work hard to get rich. Too many palace fights are not OK.
Thank you for your support all the way. "Heroes Are Too Poor" has been published. Everyone is welcome to watch. Thank you for bowing!
The story of how he was preparing to make a fortune when he was stupid before, and then started to take drastic measures after he got better, was well written. It would be nice if the protagonist's emotional journey was a little more detailed TT
Finished reading! This article is really nice! Come on! Write more long stories!??(ˊωˋ*)??