After nine years in the apocalypse, Shen Cheng is finally done in by his rotten friends and family!
He wakes up again as a soft, helpless little dumpling in ancient times. His new friends and family are even more rotten, and to stay alive, the dumpling is raised as a cross-dressing beauty. But his opponents are too powerful, and the slightest mistake gets him killed yet again!
Shen Cheng weeps bitterly and bangs his head on the ground: I beg you, lower the dungeon difficulty!
Beep. Due to the user's low intelligence, activating the low-spec household-intrigue mode...
Seeing the maid handing him tea, with the huge bold label [Traitor] over her head, the old madam labeled [Mastermind], and the steward labeled [Accomplice], Shen Cheng's world is complete. What the hell, this is the toddler version!
So, the cross-dressing beauty deals with scumbags every day and successfully gets rid of them all. Just as he’s waiting to regain his identity and settle down to farming and retirement, an imperial decree of marriage summons him to the palace.
Beep. The scumbags will arrive on the battlefield in five seconds. Activating the hell-mode palace-intrigue dungeon: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!
Shen Cheng: ...What the hell!
Taishu Chengyi: Isn't this what I'm supposed to do to you on our wedding night?
Shen Cheng: ( ~皿~)Up yours
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