[Crossover] Come On, I’ll Give You a Trouble-Making Buff

Cover image tribute to Bondrewd. Long live the Dawn! I love the Dawn!!! (Apologies, will remove if requested.) You might not believe this, but I'm Lin Wuya, the only person in the FBI who doesn't like stirring up trouble. I'm a new-era socialist successor from [redacted]! How could I get hooked on making trouble and waste away alongside those despicable capitalists? [Wry grin] Take that stuff from a certain fake liquor factory: Aegean Gin, Big Boobs, Vodka Reduction... I don't know anything, and I don't want to know. :) But as a veteran, let me tell you: an organization can't tolerate a well-behaved kid like me who doesn't stir up trouble. [Smoke RPG.] So I was sent to Japan, where the rate of troublemaking was through the roof, to investigate a case of spontaneous human combustion. Heh, I don't want to think about what I went through. [Redacted] sells seafood, with signature specialties like exploding clothes and fire-selling; the Black Organization makes liquor, and its foreign spirits are loaded with undercover agents. Then, answering the call of the times, the FBI's daily staff meal was successfully changed to seafood barbecue with fake liquor. Listen, brother... there's no future in the mob. [Cold RPG.] Lin Wuya: "Gin~" Squalo (bristling): "Voi! How many times do I have to tell you? My name is Squalo, not Skurbi Squalo!!!!" Lin Wuya: "You're not Gin? ...Then... I'll call you Gay. Gay~" Squalo: "...You bastard, go to hell!!!!" [Suddenly draws his sword RPG.] Xanxus: "Shut up, trash!!!!" [I open fire on them RPG.]